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The SwingLine

When doing a chick from behind, or "doggie-style", reach for your swing line stapler and proceed to hit her in the back, "donkey punch style" and conclude by showing her your "O face", as in OFFICE SPACE.(This maneuver is reserved for the most dirtiest of hoes)
"I did the swingline on your mom last night. It took almost an hour to remove all the staples"
by Milton (squirelly looking guy) November 10, 2006
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Suicide Swing

the art of barely getting away with engaging in consensual sex acts with two different women in the same day or more.
"Yeah, I defintely pulled off a suicide swing yesterday...After a day of festivities with this one chick, I made it to my party that evening, and scored with another. Man, I barely am alive after that one."
by Johnnie Hezbolah April 30, 2010
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Turkish Slingshot

The act of ejaculating into a condom then removing the condom while holding the resovior end with thumb and pointer finger and open end with opposite hand. Next you would shoot said condom contents into your partner's face.
Jim was pissed his girlfriend made him wear a condom, so he gave her the ole Turkish Slingshot.
by teebag nutz inmouth July 3, 2010
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Mexican Chair Swinger

The act of sitting on a chair covered in male ejaculatory excretions while chair is being hoisted up and down rythmicly (like the jewish barmitzvah tradition. It started by accident in mexico by the great philosopher Julioandro Sanchez (also accredited for the creation of the dirty sanchez).
Guy 1: Hey I just blew a huge load on that chair

Guy 2: My gfs coming over lets convince her to do the Mexican Chair Swinger

Guy 1: Ya thats a great idea. Theres enough ejaculate here to keep her stuck down.
by eeeeeeee-10 April 27, 2009
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Siberian Slingshot

When you rusty trombone a Siberian Huskie, then a fat lady takes a dump into the load of cum, then you mix together the conconction and freeze the mixture. Then you proceed to take the frozen mixture and use a condom as a slingshot to shoot it into someone's anus from a distance of no less than 150 yards.
DJ shot a Siberian Slingshot and it missed and got Jason in the eye.
by GHB21 January 17, 2009
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swingers-style

v. intr.

To travel as a group from one place to another, with each group member driving his own car.
"Let's hop into the pimp-daddy mobile and roll to the party."
"Naw. Let's go swingers-style."
by Ytse September 6, 2005
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swinging gate

Sexual position, starting with oral and then having the person on top pivot around their head until a "ying-yang" or "69" position is obtained.
"She went down on him and then pulled a swinging gate so he could share."
by Veit September 27, 2007
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