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sticky widget

(stik-EE widge-ET, likely American)

Contradiction or intellectual impasse. A corruption of the phrase sticky wicket, describing a tricky situation in the game of cricket. The substitution of widget for wicket suggests a substitution of a more familiar word given most Americans' ignorance of the game.

see also sticking point, widget.
Dick: "I wonder which holds greater cosmic import -- the ontology of giraffes or Polynesian linguistics."

Jane: "What a sticky widget. Let's go get some Burger King."
by ignor July 18, 2005
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Sticky Chester

Also known as the "Dirty Chester" or the "Chester Arthur".
The act of giving anal, then faking an orgasm onto a persons back, and instead spitting on it. When they turn their head to look, give them a harsh donky punch to the head (repeat if needed), knocking them out. Then cum on their face and shave your pubic region (and or asshair/backhair) and spread it over the cum evenly. Stick a pillow to the side of their head and lay them pillow side down on the ground. The next morning they will wake up to a suprise(their face will be stuck to the pillow and full of pubic hairs and dried semen), also known as the Sticky Chester.
Shelley was a real hobag last night, so I had no choice but to give her the Sticky Chester. She was PISSED!
by Sra. Andruecci December 26, 2006
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Sticky hairdo

The act of pulling out of oral sex and cumming into a girls hair. The cum is then thoroughly rubbed into the hair. To finish off the hairdo, the man "blow dries" the girls hair by turning around and blowing a massive fart in her hair and on her face.
What's wrong with your hair Janet?

It was Jamal, he gave me a sticky hairdo yesterday. I can still taste his shit.
by Cleavelandsteemer July 3, 2008
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Sticky Rice

n. a (usu. less attractive) homosexual Asian male who chooses to associate with and date only other Asian males; this orientation is often the result of bitterness over failing to generate any sexual interest among non-Asian (mainly White) suitors. Also often associated with inadequate in-person social skills with regard to interaction with people outside their own race.
That group of Asian guys trying to look bad ass while they sulk and cower in the corner are definitely sticky rice.
by RM2004 April 1, 2004
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Sticky Grenade

When you glue your penis to a girl's face, then you jack off until you cum all over her face. All the while, you make a beeping noise.
"Hey man, I heard you gave her a sticky grenade last night."
"Yeah, man, that shit was tight!"
"How'd you get it off?"
"Hot water man, hot water."
by Johnny Jacks Alot November 14, 2009
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Sticky Pocket

The act upon which a man is receiving a "BJ" from a hoe and he ejaculates in the hoe's chest pocket of her shirt. He then proceeds to dragon punch the woman in the titty pocket, causing the jizz to squirt up into her face, and hopefully into the eyeballs.
Yo Ms. Saylor was totally slobbing my knob at B-flex, and I gave that bitch a sticky pocket.
by Rich Wyngreznezk January 29, 2007
mugGet the Sticky Pocketmug.

sticky vicky

when you are doin the Fitness Gram Pacer Test and a thot sucks you dick until you die and then gargles the semen, and finally spitting it out onto her tits like a water fountain, making herself sticky like a lolipop under the couch
Did you see what happened in P.E. yesterday?
Yeah, that girl made herself one sticky vicky
by i snort queefs 420 October 4, 2018
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