Savage Stabbage

Getting a dick in the ear. Usually while sleeping in a parking lot. I know my mother in law is home so I don't want to go home.

Didn't want to go home early from work. So I pulled over and slept in the parking lot. Woke up to a Savage Stabbage.

by GonnaGetSome November 15, 2019

Buzzy Stabber

A vibrating dildo

I was looking for my mom’s Bible and instead I found her buzzy stabber.

by Beefy Jesus May 1, 2021

Got stabby

Got vaccinated.

I got stabby today

by Sammyjoulie July 23, 2021

Face Stab

In the video game Team Fortress 2, the Spy class is able to instantly kill players from behind with his knife. But sadly, TF2's unreliable hit registration means the Spy sometimes instantly kills from the front.

Player 1: What the hell?! That was a total face stab! Thanks, Hitreg.

Spy: haha knife go poke

by Average TF2 Enjoyer July 31, 2021

Mental Stability

not you :)

nobody: u good bro?
you: Nah my mental stability went out the window

by anonymous November 5, 2021

Down stab

During sex with yo gal, arch that back stand up guide your little fella and stab that pum

You know that bitch, yeah, well I down stabbed her and now she calls me a real man

by Rossluvdownstab February 3, 2022

Getting Stabbed

Bri'ish

Getting Stabbed: Being Shanked

by Flipty9 March 22, 2022