by Mr. Hugh G. Rection_ October 21, 2021

A sarcastic phrase that originated in a Steam review for Call of Duty Black Ops 3, when a game loads so slowly to the point where you assume someone who can't even run (Stephen Hawking) is faster than the loading time of the game.
John waited for his new game to load, and the game's loading time said it would finish in 3 days.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.
by GunnyMan4 September 14, 2016

Colt: hi love
Alex: "N- Ngh~.." Stephen moaned quietly and softly, as he felt Randy thrust deeper into him. "G- Gh– ahhh..~" He let out another small, soft whimper. He gripped the bedsheets tighter, his face red, and sweating. Stephandy. STEPHEN STOTCH x RANDY MARSH
Colt: I'm leaving you
Alex: I drew Stephen pregnant, breastfeeding me.
Alex: "N- Ngh~.." Stephen moaned quietly and softly, as he felt Randy thrust deeper into him. "G- Gh– ahhh..~" He let out another small, soft whimper. He gripped the bedsheets tighter, his face red, and sweating. Stephandy. STEPHEN STOTCH x RANDY MARSH
Colt: I'm leaving you
Alex: I drew Stephen pregnant, breastfeeding me.
by Kxzzs October 19, 2023

An anorexic nonce, Loves to befriend teenagers. Has knee's bigger than his head. Stinks of unwashed scrotum and stale weed.
Girl 1: I'm talking to a guy
Girl 2: Oh? What's his name?
Girl 1: Stephen
Girl 2: Oh god no, that Stephen is a big nonce
Girl 1: Gee! Thanks for the heads up!
Girl 2: Oh? What's his name?
Girl 1: Stephen
Girl 2: Oh god no, that Stephen is a big nonce
Girl 1: Gee! Thanks for the heads up!
by TheAbnormalBoi April 26, 2020

"yeah "Stephen wikel" and I had a crazy time in the gender neutral bathroom at the movie theaters last night, only cost me 20 bucks!"
by xX_longshlong69 April 18, 2023

by JessandFrost September 15, 2020
