Two night stand

Having a one night stand that is followed by a second night of long sex with the sex partner. After the second night stand, if you recieve no texts or phone calls and you loose all hope of maybe forming a relationship with this person, then you were just a cheap two night stand.

Are Trenna and Craig dating?" "No they fucked twice, but thats it." "Damn, thats a two night stand.

by igrowtrees January 8, 2011

lemonade stand

When you urinate in a girls mouth while she is giving you a blow job.

Sally was sucking my dick and I had to pee so I gave her a lemonade stand.

by Brandon August 2, 2004

Lemonade Stand

The act of pissing inside a girl's asshole after a period of intense anal. After the colon is full of urine ice is put inside. Then the man or woman (lesbians) take a straw and proceed to drink the urine from the woman anus. Thus, you have the Lemonade Stand. Of course it would be advised that the person drinking the urine is standing, only because the technique is called the Lemonade Stand.

"Listen bitch, I'm gonna have me some lemonade tonight from yo stand... ya dig?"

"Like omg, johnny johnson did the lemonade stand on me last night, and today i shat nothing but pulp."

by Johnny Johnnson August 22, 2011

One Hairy Night Stand

1. A one night stand with a person who has an exceptional amount of body hair.

2. Hooking up with someone who rudely leaves body hair all over your bed sheets, which results in never calling him or her for a second go-around.

3. A hairy hump horror!

Girl 1 wakes up to change her sheets after a drunk night with a guy she meets at a Valentines Day party.
"Holy cow! There is pubic hair all over my sheets!"

Girl 1's friend: "BARRFFFFFF"

Girl 1: "I don't want all this hair in my washer, I'm going to roll it up in this lint remover tape roller"

Girl 1's friend: "BARRRFFFFFFF"

Girl 1: "That was one hairy night stand!"

by Toocooltobefriendswithu February 19, 2009

Let's blow this popsicle stand!

A pretty lame way to say "Let's get out of here." This saying has become all too common these days.

Your wife: "This place is bernie. Let's blow this popsicle stand!"
Me: "I've got a popsicle you can blow. Bitch."

by Nick D November 11, 2003

Donut Stand

The opposite of a "butterface" (but-her-face). A Donut Stand or "do not stand" is a person who has an attractive face but a less than desirable figure. Denotes a person that should remain seated as not to betray the person's best feature, his/her face.

Similar to a carface

She's not as hot as she looks in her headshots, she's a complete donut stand.

by Hilarity Mitten October 16, 2008

Craig Stand

The act of attempting to do a solo keg stand on an already tapped out keg resulting with a fall due to the top heaviness of the dumb ass trying to be cool.

Person 1: Holy shit did you see that kid fall on his face.
Person 2: Yeah dude those Craig Stands never work.

by thecraigery November 12, 2011