Standing up school

A school in which the primary lesson is the stand up.
Teacher: "Welcome to standing up school"

Student: *falls flat on face*

Teacher: "Aaand you failed"
by Wassup62 September 01, 2020
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Stand-Up Coaster

The Coaster where you stand up while to are on a coaster. However this ride WAS MADE BY SATAN HIMSELF. IF YOU RIDE THIS YOU HAVE A 94% CHANCE OF VOMITING AFTER YOU RIDE THIS. YOU NEED TO RUN AWAY FROM THIS ASAP
Guest 11037 said Stand-Up Coaster was terrible!
by CzechOutSlovakia11037 April 12, 2023
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aim-night stand

when you are chatting with only one person (usually on aim, can be on other chats) & you are staying online for just them & they go offline randomly
girl 1: i had an aim-night stand with aj las nite?"
girl2: who left?
girl 1: i did haha
by edipPhillygrrl September 17, 2009
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Ukrainian Stand Off

The game of two men taking hold of each others meat sticks in their writing hand whilst whispering sexual references to one another. The looser is the male who becomes erect in the others hand first.
“Excuse me sir, would you like to join me on the beach to engage in a Ukrainian Stand off?”

“You’re dam right I do, let me just put down my earl grey and take hold of that sword”

…….

“This morning i challenged my postman to a Ukrainian Stand off…….whispered sweet nothings about his sister and had him bulging in 60 seconds”
by Malta tribe September 11, 2023
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stand-up pissers

It is a urinal. Not found in Womens washrooms.
The stand-up pisser has shit on it.
by HyperactiveToothpick May 26, 2005
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One Year Stand

When you're in a shitty relationship and the only good thing is the sex.
Barb: Jenna, honestly, I don't know why you stay with that asshole."
Jernna: That dick, though.
Barb: So, it's like a one year stand?
by EuphoricDisaster July 06, 2015
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One Love Stand

A usually alcohol-induced one night stand complete with nonchalance, good times, and absolutely no regret.
One good woman, one good man, two shots of happiness, a one love stand.
by SlidderYouStink May 07, 2011
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