by The Dutch's main squeeze April 05, 2016
An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.
First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
by MotherEarthFracker January 06, 2024
We called Wes to see if he wanted to go to the bar, but he never answered his cell. I believe he was too busy squeezing the iguana.
by bullet88 January 10, 2009
The look of death. In logistics, there are a lot of moving parts happening at every second of the day. When you miss your mark/target...the Denvich Squeeze pierces you letting you know you missed a key ingredient to success that fay.
Fred didn't send the location for the limerock pin point...so he received not one/but two Denvich Squeeze's. Barely made it out alive.
by Fupasnuggler April 11, 2023
by Travisty51 October 22, 2017
The act of placing each testicle on either side of someone’s head and squeezing them together like a human sandwich.
by TheBenporer May 29, 2022
When you edge, tie a rubber band around the base of your dick before it goes back down. Then, you pull the rubber band off, and you will cum, like squeezing the last of the toothpaste out...
by superguitarded May 15, 2020