Carpet Sniffer

Someone who pays attention to the absolutest dumbest details in order to accomplish a dumb goal, like being smart or cool.

Noelle: Jeremy is always trying to be smart by pointing out the fact that I wore the same outfit yesterday.
Cricket: I know, right, what a total carpet sniffer.

by Empty_Cup September 27, 2024

sausage sniffer

A faggot who can't stop smelling penis

Hey sausage sniffer tacos are better smelling than penis

by Slurped buttface December 8, 2024

Cough Sniffer

A person who goes, unmasked, to superspreaders during an outbreak of a disease.

I wouldn't make out with him... He's a cough sniffer.

by Shwaldeen March 25, 2024

Cheese Sniffer

Someone who partakes in the sniffing of cheese (the stinky kind) because they themselves indeed smell like (stinky) cheese.

Cheese Sniffers is the highest insult.

Tommy and Garrett are cheese sniffers.

by cra56 August 4, 2024

camo sniffer

A gravy seal type who has never served in the military but loves to talk about guns and what he’s going to do if someone treads on him.

Todd is always yammering about storming the capital but he couldn’t lead a formation up to the Sizzler’ buffet, the camo sniffer.

by Crisco ain’t butter August 8, 2024

LeJock Sniffer

Someone who believes LeBron James is the GOAT based off of things unrelated to basketball.

“John is such a LeJock Sniffer, he said LeBron is GOAT because of how he looks”

by Snake428 April 24, 2024

Nobcheese sniffer

Someone who gathers their nobcheese in a bottle or jar and sniffs it (sometimes eat)

Zak is such a nobcheese sniffer!

by weirdefinitions February 3, 2025