hair gel combo smell

Someone who wears an assortment of hair products and therefore has a unique scent, replacing the need for, or overcoming that of, a worn fragrance.

Was the fake tan and hair gel combo smell unbearable? Nope! That's just "The Situation".

by fuckjerseyshore1212 October 17, 2011

Taint-a-nice-smell

The unpleasant order that can saturate fabric adjacent to a man’s taint, or grundel, after prolonged periods without access to dry-cleaning.

"Taint-a-nice-smell" on my Ludlow suit pants after two weeks at the climate meeting.

by Ligua Frank-a November 15, 2013

what's that smell?

A comment usually left by someone indicating "bullshit" to a story deemed likely made up. Is usually a reply to an online message board like Reddit, or on Youtube comments.

Jussie Smollett: "I was attacked by a lynch mob!"
Suspicious person #3,655,023: "What's that smell?"
Suspicious person's friend: "Oh you think he's bullshitting?"

by MD B123 May 27, 2020

ethan's smell

Alot of people really wonder what ethan smells like, well the truth is.... beef. and he might aswell even be beef! its not the vine meme, "i smell like beef" but him instead cause he never showers, smells like beef/rotten beef, gross disgusting human being. hes my brother lol.

Person A: Hey, What's ethan's smell?
Person B: oh its beef.
Person A: .... beef?
Ethan: beef

by kinemiko March 10, 2021

You 👊 are tempted 😍😘 by my 😏 smell 👃 like a bee 🐝 that seeks 👀 honey 🍯

the best sentence ever by all of NIJISANJI EN. Created by Ike Eveland, a Novelist with adorable yawns.

"hey luca.."
"yeah?"
"you..."
"i..?"
"You 👊 are tempted 😍😘 by my 😏 smell 👃 like a bee 🐝 that seeks 👀 honey 🍯"

by Moth <3 April 6, 2022

Shitting on yourself to make yourself smell better

Trying to plead your case in a situation of guilt when you are actually doing more damage than good. Digging yourself deeper.

Mr. Brown went to represent himself at his trial. A spectator saw him and just said to him that he was "Shitting on yourself to make yourself smell better."

by NotNix October 29, 2009

the old people smell

The pungent miasma of cedar and mothballs that emanates within confined spaces such as elevators, bathrooms, buses, and taxi cabs after they have been occupied by old people.

I puked my Zellers burger onto the floor because the place reeked of old people smell.
Man, had to let off a dutch hand grenade to clear the air of the old people smell.

by Daz May 13, 2005