slap a cig

to ask someone if they have an extra cigarette for you or to ask if they want to go smoke one

-Damn, I got a 4% on my math test, I need to go slap a cig.

-Shit, I'm out of cigs, you mind if I slap one?

by captain insano32 February 28, 2011

Mac Slap

Striking someone in the face with an apple product such as an iPad or macBook.

Oh Dude, you just got mac slapped. Shoulda kept your mouth shut.

by swed-guy May 29, 2013

slapping the weasel

Having sexual intercourse.

Ricky: Where's Paul?
Russell: He's round Adelenes slapping the weasel.

by lde_ricky January 28, 2007

mud slap

the act of partaking in anal sex, then pulling out and slapping your partner across the face with your feces-covered penis. See wordDaniel Pecevich/word.

That whore didn't like it when I mudslapped her. I was drunk though.

by Paul May 24, 2003

slap the bag

A symbolic gesture of slapping a bag of wine before proceeding to take a pull directly from the nozzle. Usually done in attempt of asking the hangover gods for protection the next morning.

"Hey man, can I get a pull of that franzia?"
"Fuck yeah, but don't forget to slap the bag first."

by slappy franzia January 06, 2014

Downs Slap

The art of slapping someone using a "Downs" Hand, thus resulting in the victim having to make you a pie. i.e. an insult

Jake was pissing me off, so i gave him a swift downs slap to his left cheek. He walked straight to the kitchen and immediately started on my banana creme pie.

by rneedham3 September 22, 2007

penile slap

A slap in the face with a penis - also known as PLAP for short

My boyfriend gave me a penile slap last night, he is such a bar-steward!

by Julesforgirls September 29, 2006