Sasquatch shuffle

when you get a girl to lick your taint and when you're about to cum move slightly to fart on her face, while she's confused/shocked you cum on her face and BAM! a sasquatch shuffle

"so this girl's trying to get freaky on me by lickin my taint and I'm like ' nobody one-ups ME!!!!' and then WHAM, sasquatch shuffle"

by b3nzin September 28, 2009

KFC Shuffle

When a boy cums in his hand and slaps his girlfriend with it.

It turns her on when i give her the old KFC Shuffle

by KFCSmaster November 28, 2010

Kaplan Shuffle

When an organization, especially a college or university, fails at providing the services or promises it bases as one of its primary assets.

It looks like I won't be graduating in time for the internship. They pulled a Kaplan Shuffle. My classes won't be available until winter.

by PetrVs April 25, 2011

Turnberry Shuffle

When you get to a red light that takes forever to change green forcing you to make a right turn then a u-turn to avoid it. The maneuver was created by a balding, middle-aged man frustrated with living in the Ternberry gated community in an unknown city and state. It has been said that nobody gave a shit about Ternberry, not even the assholes who programmed the traffic light to exit the community and make a left turn.

The maneuver is performed in the following method:

1. Stop at light and wait 5 minutes.
2. Realize you're an idiot for waiting.
3. Turn right out of frustration.
4. Frantically cut across all lanes of travel to the left turn lane.
5. Shuffle the steering wheel all the way to the left.
6. Bust that u-turn like a boss, cutting off some old dumb bitch.
7. Continue about your business.

A successful Turnberry Shuffle is achieved if the asshole stop light doesn't turn red on you after your u-turn defeating your efforts as if the traffic light knew and decided to punish you.

For fucks' sake Sarah, perform the Turnberry Shuffle at this light, it will take for fucking ever for it to change for us!

by Dr.FartScientist December 11, 2018

Pocono Shuffle

When a skier is mimicking a style of skiing made popular in the 1980's. This particular style is very similar to what was known as parallel skiing, which has now been deemed out of date and very uncool with the advent of shaped skis. One can identify this style if a skier has a their skis together, is putting pressure on the back of the skis, has a ridiculous amount of body rotation, flails their poles about in a wide radius, and is wearing brightly colored one-piece ski suits also from the 1980's.

This term originated from alpine ski racers in the Allegheny Ski Conference in reference to people they would see skiing in resorts located in the Pocono Mountains in Pennsylvania.

Look at that yeti doing the Pocono Shuffle in jeans! (laughter typically ensues)

by SkiUnit August 18, 2008

Belkin Shuffle

Repeatedly running back and forth between a computer and a faulty wireless router, in order to fix said router multiple times. Also known as the TP-Link Tango

I really need a new wirless router, I was doing the Belkin Shuffle all last night.

by Natonator March 9, 2011

Baltimore shuffle

The counter-intuitive tendency of a Baltimore pedestrian to slow down in the middle of a street before oncoming traffic, practically daring you to hit him. The shuffle is exacerbated by the fact that Baltimore residents generally ignore crosswalks, preferring to cross busy streets at random intervals.

I about hit that guy in the middle of the street who was doing the Baltimore shuffle.

by Bart County Scrivener May 28, 2013