shitty state

a state which is very slow and everything about it sucks.

pennsylvania is a really shitty state.

by Billybobpatrioticpride August 15, 2006

shitty mess

just the worst kind of mess, one involving shit. shitty to clean up, shitty to behold.

junipers diaper was hanging half off his ass in the car. it is a shitty mess. it is a shitty mess.

by viciousk March 13, 2008

Shafty Weiner

When a weiner's shaft is at least 8 inches in length to where the head of the penis is almost inexistent. The shafts width must be at least 2 inches wide as well.

She really wanted to fuck so i whipphed out my shafty weiner and said, " Sit on this shit BITCH"

by Shafty Mcshamus November 22, 2009

shitty booty

You smell likeshit or you musty

stfu with yo shitty bootyass

by players guide March 3, 2017

shitty yamaguchi

The act of having 2 other people defecate in a shower stall, and then stepping on each turd and sliding around like a figure skater. Popularized by Hinder guitarist Joe "blower" Garvey, as told to the world by Staind vocalist Aaron Lewis.

What do you get when you combine poop, a shower and figure skating? Shitty Yamaguchi.

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin February 20, 2019

Shifties

Noun. Alcoholic drinks you have after working a shift in any service industry. Can be one or many multiple number of drinks that may sometimes lead to shenanigans or the next morning. 2. Often free for BOH employees and almost always necessary post shift for all staff. Contagious in dive bars

Worked sucked. Let’s get some shifties.

by Kidd Blast October 3, 2019

Paradigm Shifting Epiphany of Botanical Knowledge

To smoke weed

I just had a paradigm shifting epiphany of botanical knowledge and now I have the munchies.

by Botanist420 July 31, 2010