1. A secret society comprised of people owning a safeway club card that they regularly carry with them.
2. The largest, most powerful organization in the entire world.
2. The largest, most powerful organization in the entire world.
Bouncer:I.D. please.
Society member: It's ok I'm part of the Safeway secret society (as he flashes his safeway club card).
Officer: do you know how fast you were going?
Society member: do you know I'm a member of the safeway secret society? (as he flashes his safeway club card)
Society member: It's ok I'm part of the Safeway secret society (as he flashes his safeway club card).
Officer: do you know how fast you were going?
Society member: do you know I'm a member of the safeway secret society? (as he flashes his safeway club card)
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A colloquial term used to describe seemingly average teenage girls who secretly take artsy hipster-esque pictures on the weekends to boost their self-esteems.
Girl 1: Let's go picnic in the park in our hipster attire this weekend.
Girl 2: Yah girl, I'll make sure to bring my fancy Nikon with me so we can have a super hot photoshoot.
Girl 1: Gahhh we're totally secret hipsters
Girl 2: Yah girl, I'll make sure to bring my fancy Nikon with me so we can have a super hot photoshoot.
Girl 1: Gahhh we're totally secret hipsters
by hottiemccnuggetpantz January 2, 2012
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Get the secret hot girls club mug.Someone who makes up bullshit stories and tells them to people saying " Its a secret, dont tell anyone " often refered to as a cunt.
1st person: Hey Guess what i've heard, but you cant tell anyone "
2nd person: (thinks to himself) oh, here we go, another secret bullshit, stupid secret bullshitter, what a cunt!
2nd person: (thinks to himself) oh, here we go, another secret bullshit, stupid secret bullshitter, what a cunt!
by kevtucks January 29, 2009
Get the Secret Bullshitter mug.The Secret Brownie Mafia was a group created on Buzznet.com in order to help encourage members of the website to more actively participate within the community. The Mafia ended it's course after about 5 months in late 2007.
The group was recreated by a member of the website, and it has remained a very small scale group since. It is due back for an uprising during the summer of 2009.
The group was recreated by a member of the website, and it has remained a very small scale group since. It is due back for an uprising during the summer of 2009.
Do you remember the Secret Brownie Mafia? We were all against those scene queens and stuff; I miss that group...
by secretsmakefriends June 2, 2009
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Man 1: "Yo I saw your photos - her birthday party looked awesome! You must have gotten laid."
Man 2: "Naw, Man-One, it was a function only your mother would love. It was a Secret Sausage Party. The only straight girl there was Tracy and her douchebag boyfriend had her in a headlock."
Man 2: "Naw, Man-One, it was a function only your mother would love. It was a Secret Sausage Party. The only straight girl there was Tracy and her douchebag boyfriend had her in a headlock."
by Jacob Gnarly August 18, 2010
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