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Sebastian Vettel 

A critically acclaimed Formula 1 driver. From German origin. Sebastian has won many Grand Prix titles the past years but is known to be a huge douche with his team, Infiniti Red Bull. Notably during the Malaysian GP 2013, Seb' wasn't supposed to let Mark Webber win but instead, stole the limelight for himself. He has a shitty accent during interviews and tries to be funny. He is also a wannabe Schumacher racing legend.
Jeremy Clarkson: Will you miss Sebastian Vettel ?!

Mark Webber: Uuuh... I don't think so, quite frankly.
Sebastian Vettel by Jimple Sack January 13, 2014

Sebastian and Erin 

The most loving couple out there. Sebastian love Erin with every pulse of his heart and so dose Erin. They will love eachother for the rest of there long lives.
"aww look at that Sebastian and Erin!"

"dude im so jeliouse"

sebastian barnes 

A person with a very large penis and all the hotties like him, and everyone wants to be him.
Look at Sebastian barnes he has a huge penis and all the hotties are surrounding him. I want to be him!
sebastian barnes by JFK June 21, 2017

Sebastian Olzanski 

fucking annoying
sebastian olzanski needs a girlfriend really badly pls help him
Sebastian Olzanski by mecacabrain October 24, 2017

Sebastian Stan 

The hottest person on earth 🥰🥰🥴🥴
Friend: hey look it’s Sebastian Stan
Me: 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴
Sebastian Stan by anonymous February 20, 2021

Sebastian Wendt 

Sebastian Wendt is a person who is always kind and is the cutest in the class. A Sebastian Wendt will remain loyal to you forever and is destined for greatness. Sebastian Wendt isn't merely a person, it is a lifestyle.
Yo dudeskies this is totally Sebastian Wendt bro
Sebastian Wendt by Joseph Overdoseph February 22, 2021