Hell on Earth: there is a disgusting mess of a human that is probably over the age of 90 controlling this despicable place. You are forced into physical labour by calculating how many oranges Sam has. You get boulders thrown at you and you are supposed so dodge them, only you'll get purposely hit in the face by them because your teacher wants you dead. Also, any room you enter is controlled by this nasty girl called HIV and her army of paedophile drama teachers.
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-Why do we need school?
-To learn.
-We're never actually going to use this shit in life unless you work at Jewel Osco and pharmacy
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-To learn.
-We're never actually going to use this shit in life unless you work at Jewel Osco and pharmacy
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by Hihihihihihihikayyyyyyyyy May 24, 2018
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Person 2: Cool, what are you gonna do with your life?
Person 1: I don't know school didn't teach me how to evaluate my options
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Person 1: I don't know school didn't teach me how to evaluate my options
by illegalpig March 4, 2017
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by God bless your survival. October 23, 2018
Get the School mug.Commonly known as 'prison', school is where people (and fish) learn bad things.
For example; dating, pickpocketing, bullying, vandalism, scrapping pens in detention, gossiping, smooching, pranking, video games, cheating, throwing crumpled pieces of paper at your 69-year-old teacher, social media, hitting people with a bible and screaming 'Infidel', make shitty friends, make mortal enemies, cockblocks, hitting people with balls, make shitty mortal frienemies, people talking about you behind your back, people talking about you in front of your face, piss all over the toilets, blood cults, love incantations, get an F- on your tests, graduate, staring at your hot teachers thinking that they were a pornstar, WAITING IN THE CANTEEN WHICH IS POINTLESS BECAUSE ITS GONNA TAKE A FUCKING ETERNITY IF YOU COME LATE. That'a lotta examples.
There are also these things called 'subjects' that you need to 'learn' because the fucking curriculum says so
1. Math 2. Science 3. Art 4. Engrish 5. Cooking hot memes 6. Physical and Mental education 7. Humantitties/History
8. And there's probably more that I missed so yeah
The most boring of them all is... drum roll
Maths. Duh. Someone probably got math's definition in this dictionary so get the fuck over there if you want it
For example; dating, pickpocketing, bullying, vandalism, scrapping pens in detention, gossiping, smooching, pranking, video games, cheating, throwing crumpled pieces of paper at your 69-year-old teacher, social media, hitting people with a bible and screaming 'Infidel', make shitty friends, make mortal enemies, cockblocks, hitting people with balls, make shitty mortal frienemies, people talking about you behind your back, people talking about you in front of your face, piss all over the toilets, blood cults, love incantations, get an F- on your tests, graduate, staring at your hot teachers thinking that they were a pornstar, WAITING IN THE CANTEEN WHICH IS POINTLESS BECAUSE ITS GONNA TAKE A FUCKING ETERNITY IF YOU COME LATE. That'a lotta examples.
There are also these things called 'subjects' that you need to 'learn' because the fucking curriculum says so
1. Math 2. Science 3. Art 4. Engrish 5. Cooking hot memes 6. Physical and Mental education 7. Humantitties/History
8. And there's probably more that I missed so yeah
The most boring of them all is... drum roll
Maths. Duh. Someone probably got math's definition in this dictionary so get the fuck over there if you want it
"Man I wanna go back to school and be young again."
"Did you just say school?"
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"Did you just say school?"
VIETNAMESE FLASHBACKS
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