Sam

A 46-year-old man with a 4-ton dick.
And he sells sandwiches to pedophiles.

Hey Sam, Can I get a number 3 with mayo, please?

by FECKULOL August 4, 2019

Sam

Sam’s tend to be stupid little squares as well as the most toxic of individuals. Sam’s are self centered and view relationships as tools to obtain their own wants and needs. You never want to interact with a Sam.

I hate him so much, he acts like a complete Sam!

by Consumerofentireplanets September 29, 2019

Sam

A little Asian boy who is addicted to masturbating

Look at that Sam over there

by Thiccsexyboi May 2, 2018

Sam

Has large boobs and small heart. Buddy needs some blistex. He is a boy not a man he is smol and bad at hocki, do not even tri to go for him becus he onli goes for amish ladys, he is rassist and last of al. Haz a thai knee dik

Susie: oh my god Jared broke my heart, he also haz smol dik and ugli Amish gf now
Raspberry: he’s such a sam

by qhqhqqhhqhh May 2, 2018

Sam

This is a unisex name so people often say "Wait isn't that a guys name."

Normally very organized however sadly wreckless.

Quite the academic achiever but when it comes to general sense she lacks it.
Although she focuses on her grades she believes that she isn't pretty.
She is very independent and has a stubborn mindset about not being in a relationship.

Sam is very smart

by xx_s.tae_xx June 18, 2017

Sam

Sam means the name of one person who is:

Super

At

Masterbation

But fails because he or a she doesn't have anything to masterbate with.

Sam is a Gay Cunt

by SomeKidThatKnowsShit2 June 18, 2017

Sam

Somone who generally can’t spell nuke

Wow Sam is a retard

by Backstage November 25, 2017