Simpiotic Relationship

When a simp and a streamer have a mutually beneficial relationship

"I gave pokimane 10 tier 3 subs and she said my name twice!
"Sounds like a simpiotic relationship to me bro."

by SoSoSpartan June 13, 2020

paytonic relationship

A relationship in which one partner has to pay the other in order to be in a romantic or platonic relationship with the other. It can be a one-time payment or a subscription; it depends on the partner.

Stacey and I are in a paytonic relationship. She’s great, but it sucks that I have to fork over $50 every month.

by Mhm mhm mhm hi March 5, 2021

Fake relationship day

Fake relationship day is on April 30th. Anyone can ask someone they want to be their partner for the day.

“Hey girl it’s fake relationship day wanna be my girlfriend for the day?”
“Yeah sure we can go on a fake date”

by Your guardian angel April 22, 2021

Platomic relationship

Platomic relationship

Asexual but nuclear relationship.

Mary and Heather are the only women I like having a platomic relationship with.

by Bucaro March 31, 2022

Sitcom Relationship

A hearsay relationship that is either too comical or too unrealistic to be true and comes off as pretentious and make-belief

Cases largely found in online comments and discord descriptions

"Dude my gf, actually wore a maid outfit and cat ears and watched anime with me"

"I swear Jared, Shut up about your sitcom relationship, and get an actual girlfriend"

by KyZhar July 25, 2022

plutonic relationship

A relationship that creates great wealth, allowing both members to become plutocrats.

My cofounder and I just broke $10/million monthly in sales. We have a great plutonic relationship.

by jkoppel September 7, 2022

Toxic Relationship

A relationship that typically your entails your whole day being ruined by 9 AM.

Me and my ex-girlfriend Sarah definitely had a toxic relationship back in college, you didn't know if you were going to wake up with a frying pan to the head or a blowjob.

by CommonSimp January 26, 2023