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Long-distance Relationship

A relationship some say is doomed to fail. It generally consists of two people who live in completely separate locations who have romantic feelings for one another.
Kyle, who lives in Sydney, Australia, is in a long-distance relationship with Ashley, who lives in the U.S.
by Sinkes January 1, 2009
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sweatpants relationship

A comfortable relationship. Usually not a healthy relationship.
Charlie: Mike and his girlfriend have such a sweatpants relationship.
Will: Yeah, I know. they've broken up and gotten back together, at least ten times.
by Brown Eyed Girl June 4, 2005
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relationshit

my friend manda jane is in a relationshit, the opposite of a good relationship.
by asslee April 5, 2008
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Senior Relations

When an underclassmen fantasizes about or hooks up with a senior. Is often practiced by obnoxious love starved children, but can also be practiced my very mature people. Senior relations can be beautiful, and definitely hot and heavy. Traditionally the senior is an experienced sexy beast, and the younger female looks older than she actually is. Senior relations are frowned on by society, but most people could care less. If you want to have a steamy session with someone, go for it. But remember, kiddies. Wear a fucking rubber!
Non- disgraceful example of Senior relations:
SmartUnderclassmen: I know that Jeremy is three years older than me, but I really feel a connection with him. I mean, he's really great, and I know he will respect me. I think I want to get together with him.
Lisa: Oh, that's cool. Just be safe, okay?


Disgraceful example of Senior relations:
IdiotUnderclassmen: Oh, my gawwd Lisa! Jeremy is sooo hawwwt. I don't care if he's three years older than me! I know he wants to grind! I bet he'd like those new undieeees I bought! I'll suck it night and day for that hot piece of man meat! Hahaha!
Lisa: You don't even know him! You're a fucking idiot. Grow up.
by ShaIchLuge August 1, 2008
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relationshit

the baggage, stress, and issues which arise from romantic entanglement
the leftover relationshit from Daniel's crush on Naomi led to them not speaking for two months, as well as much frustration for their best friends
by Anonymous December 29, 2003
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Meaningful One Night Relationship

A nice way of saying you're going to have sex with someone and never see them again.

Mostly used by girls
"All I want tonight is a meaningful one night relationship"
by your mom March 10, 2003
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relative humidity

The sweat that drips from your balls onto your sister-in-law's chin.
by Anonymous March 14, 2003
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