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columbian drag race

When you get your male partner's penis erect, so that it becomes parallel to the floor. Then you put a line of cocaine on top of the penis from the tip down to the shaft, and you begin to snort the line from start to finish. Hence the Columbian drag race.
"Hey, we don't need any mirrors, we could just do a Columbian drag race off our cocks!"

"Im very hard right now, I think I have enough to let you do a Columbian drag race off me"

"Yo, we're going to have a group orgy, you can come too, we'll have a couple drinks and then maybe we can do a few Columbian drag races off each other"
by Saltonic Drinks January 12, 2009
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race bender

A white girl who dates or engages in sexual intercourse with black men. Also used but less frequently to in the opposite situation when a white male is dating or having sexual relations with a black woman.
White Girl Nicole: Hey Missy let's go to Ford Heights and get some black cock.

White Girl Missy: Okay Sis, but first let me go through mom's purse and get some money for a couple 40 ouncers. Gee, Nicole maybe we'll get knocked up this time so we can get public aid!
by Andrew January 7, 2004
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racehorse

A thinly rolled cigerette or joint.
The racehorse I had last night at the party blew me away.

Roll me up a racehorse and pass it up to me.
by MADANGEL September 5, 2005
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boy racer

a young lad aged between 17 and 40 who has his banging rave tunes pulsating through the rotting door panels of his vauxhall nova sr which has been painted in a stupid sky (crayon) blue colour with a (bean tin) big bore 4 exhaust bolted to the back of its ridiculously low arse end,and its crap (rocky's) paint job over sprayed onto the windows, and shitty "go faster stickers" up the doors,what a tumble weed!
look at that boy racer trying to make his shit box go faster, it aint gona happen mate!
by pac dogg February 12, 2004
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Race Against Time

A game; where upon a man smothers his erect penis with Vaseline or some other comparable lubricant, wraps it with sandpaper, and then proceeds to masturbate.

He wins by ejaculating before the lube is replaced with blood.
-"Why isn't Bobby in class today?"

-"He played Race Against Time last night, and lost."

-"Yikes!"
by Himself666 June 20, 2010
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Racefaker

Someone who pretends to be a race that they aren't. It's usually so they can say slurs for Tumblr clout. Happens often in kinnie tumblr, AKA a bunch of 14 year olds who have never gone outside in their entire life.
Uhhh... why did you just reblog something from that racefaker? LOLOL get blocked idiot!
by snakesage November 14, 2018
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can race

Occurs when two employee's return from lunch break and one employee tries to beat the other to the restroom because he or she knows the other employee always has bad gas.
"Dave's going to go eat Mexican food for lunch, you can bet Alan will return early from break to gaurantee victory in that can race. No one wants to use that bathroom for atleast 30 minutes after Dave gets done with it"
by Brian Thomas Bowman June 25, 2007
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