Kroger hand puppet

A person who gets fisted by a Kroger employee.

You see that guy over there, we call him Kroger hand puppet.

by Forzaboy February 19, 2026

Fishy Chinese Puppet

The act of fisting a fish, and then fisting someone with the fish, while still fisting the fish.

P1: Have you tried doing a Fishy Chinese Puppet?
P2: I don’t think I want to man, not a big seafood guy.
P1: :(

by Oschwald Fritz Jr. August 2, 2025

West Virginia Hand Puppet

The sexual act of sticking your penis in the anus of a woman while sticking your fist in her vagina and stroking the penis with the fist.

Bro, Sally is real freaky, she let me give her a West Virginia Hand Puppet last night.

by OG Tom November 10, 2025

Mississippi Mud Puppet

The sexual act of putting your penis in a woman's vagina then sticking your fist in her anus and stroking the penis with the fist. The opposite of a West Virginia Hand Puppet.

Sarah told me she wanted to try something new in bed, so I gave her a Mississippi Mud Puppet.

by OG Tom November 10, 2025

Cincinnati Sock Puppet

An entertainment term for controlling disguise via unreal/dmx. Coming from the term sock puppet in which you shove your fist so far up d3s ass that you can control it like a sock puppet.

This is going to be a pain in the ass to control. Sounds like we need to give Fernando another Cincinnati sock puppet.

by George Eats December 17, 2025

pupper

A tiny doggo.

What the fuck is pupper?
A tiny doggo.

by VictorLictor June 22, 2016

The Last Shadow Puppets

A small band consisted of Miles Kane and Alex Turner. Most of their songs are about their sexual tendencies for each other, but that's alright. You can tell.

Reporter: Alexa, now why did you break up with Alex Turner, that fine ass sonofabitch?
Alexa: Because of The Last Shadow Puppets

by tardisninja October 25, 2011