(adj.) Something recently acquired that, due to inferior construction, breaks before you can use it, making it useless, e.g. cheap bin liners, corporate gift pens, etc.
A: Hey, this pen I was given when attending that workshop is really shiny but it doesn’t write.
B: Yeah, that’s because it’s pre-obsolescent.
B: Yeah, that’s because it’s pre-obsolescent.
by W. T. Figo November 21, 2010
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Get the pre-droke mug.Being disqualified for a job because your blog was read by a hiring individual at the company where you've applied.
Not being hired because of your blog. See Dooce.
Not being hired because of your blog. See Dooce.
Probably a good idea to keep your blog and your design website separate. You don't want to get pre-Dooced.
by Maigen January 14, 2008
Get the pre-Dooced mug.A forwarded email that shows a time stamp of the forward before the original email's send time, usually a result of server delays or time synchronization issues due to poor quality HP Proliant Servers. First observed by the Power Horse himself on 1/21/2008 on the OST team.
Forwarded: 3:10pm
(original message) Sent: 3:14pm
The Powerhorse: Oh look, we received it before it actually got sent to us!
The Powerhorse Jr.: That's pre-mail.
The Powerhorse: Thank you, HP Proliant Servers! You're the best! Way to go, accuracy! I love peanut butter chocolate Kashi bars. Have a good one!
(original message) Sent: 3:14pm
The Powerhorse: Oh look, we received it before it actually got sent to us!
The Powerhorse Jr.: That's pre-mail.
The Powerhorse: Thank you, HP Proliant Servers! You're the best! Way to go, accuracy! I love peanut butter chocolate Kashi bars. Have a good one!
by Powerhorse II January 10, 2009
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"Why do you always have to move around? It's so annoying!"
"I'm not moving, jerk."
"Well, you will soon. I'm just saving time and pre-scolding."
"...."
"I'm not moving, jerk."
"Well, you will soon. I'm just saving time and pre-scolding."
"...."
by Namesarehardtopick October 11, 2008
Get the pre-scold mug.That moment when your horny and your like a little tingly kinda thing. Like butterflies in your stomach but down on your disco stick, before your erect (obviously, cus it would be 'pre')
*hot chick walks past*
Guy 1 "awww man she's well fit"
Guy 2 I know right, got me a little pre tingle
Guy 1 "awww man she's well fit"
Guy 2 I know right, got me a little pre tingle
by Thisismypseudonymnotyours June 6, 2015
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