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porchmonkey

anyone who gets down with the drink and eats....just sits it out in hot weather on da porch...chillin out...porchmonkey baby !
ZO,Mike,J,G-dog,Hans and Daz were in da hot weather....alcohol,BBQ and more alcohol.....lazin it up...someone says where u at ? we is porchmonkey guy ! they all answered as one.....u spunkjockey !
by honeypot July 27, 2006
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Porch Time

A time when a group of friends come together to hang out with each other. They sit around and talking about spiritual issues...and other stuff too :)
Michael, Kaila, Ben, Gabe, Nate, and Laurel all sat around talking and had porch time yesterday.
by wisdomaster August 26, 2009
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porch dick

The act of sitting uppon a stoop primarily on a porch whilst proceeding to act as a large dong
Old crotchety man: get off my lawn
passerby: oh stop being a porch dick and go do something with the time u have left.
by truly. me March 8, 2015
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Porch Honkey

A name for a white person who acts, wants to be, or thinks they are black.

John: Man... Look at the gangsta lean on that white boy over there!

Vanessa: Yeah. What a Porch Honkey!

"This word was created by me. I feel that wigger is boring and outdated. I just like to make people laugh. This is creative, funny and a little less offensive than wigger. : )"
by Dervish888 September 13, 2009
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Pokahoe

To poke someone you think or know is a hoe
walk up to someone and yell "pokahoe" (run)
by jayjay0303 April 6, 2010
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Front porched

When one sits reverse on the toilet and drops a deuce. Because the fecal matter now congregates in the front of the bowl (where flush pressure is much less) it is commonly difficult to flush away.
Joe made me mad the other night so I front porched his toilet.
by Gmillsman May 22, 2017
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montana's back porch brew

An unfortunate name for a cocktail given by one of North Americas largest restaurant chains.

Might mean something rude or it might not!!!
Guy 1 : I just had dinner. Want to smell my Montana's back porch brew.

Guy 2: ooh! can I have a montana's back porch brew.
by kopking August 15, 2007
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