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Wisdom Poo

The act of defecating so hard and fast you come to understand everything about life.
"Dude, I had a mad wisdom poo last night."
by Unicornpoo22 May 25, 2016
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poo plunger

To dip ones asshole with penis
Gay man: Ohh betch!! You are such a good poo plunger
by Reefa8 November 16, 2013
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poo jam

when a poo refuses to go round the u bend of a toilet after flushing.
Daphne had created a poo jam in the works toilet and had to do a double flush to clear the turd
by santorini February 26, 2009
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tactical poo

A tactical poo (abbreviated to TP) likens a tactical chunder as a waste disposal system.

Normally referred to as a TP in public

A TP allows one to dispose of unwanted lunch, breakfast, dinner or snacks, allowing for more room to be made and therefore more food can be consumed.
Emile: "WOW that roast dinner filled me up so much!!!"
Helen: "yeah, now we won't have room for pudding!"
Emile: "are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
Both: "time for a TP"

"I'm so glad I had that tactical poo, now I have room for desert!"
by tacticalpooinnit December 27, 2012
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Techno Poo

(N) \ˈtek-nō ˈpü\ - Pooping while listening to techno and repeatedly flipping the bathroom light switch to simulate a strobe-light effect.
Jim was enjoying the music at the festival entirely too much to duck out and drop a dook. When nature called, he ran to his hotel for a brief Techno Poo.
by Bobby-D-Light October 14, 2014
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Poo In A Pool

Imagine how painful this is. You pay to get into a swim centre you get in the pool, then out of the blue a guy bombs into the pool, takes a shit and runs. YOu just wasted your money, time and now have poo water all on you.
Guy 1: I actually want you to die.
Guy 2: Mate go Poo in a Pool
by yamumsyadadcreator November 5, 2019
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Pew Poo

The act of moving one's bowels in a confessional after the conclusion of mass. Now archaic, Pew poo may also refer to any churchgoing policeman.
Priest: Jumpin' Jehosaphats! This Pew Poo must be the work of the Devil! Quick, fetch the collection plate!
by Fart Lord April 21, 2010
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