#2 pencil

A basic bitch

"Literally paige was being such a #2 pencil, its like seeiously stop taking pictures of your startbucks."

#2 pencil by garry jounson January 1, 2017

Thick as a first grade pencil 

Curvy, sexy, voluptuous

She's bad! That girl is thick as a first grade pencil

Thick as a first grade pencil by Easyj September 18, 2014

mechanical pencil 

wrap your dick in tin foil and go into intercourse with a woman while moaning "i need to finish the essay!" after ejaculation you say "i ran out of led, i need a refill"

pencil nut, mechanical pencil

mechanical pencil by king awesomeness January 21, 2011

blade of a pencil sharpener 

The blade of a pencil sharpener is surprisingly very sharp. When taken off the pencil sharpener, it becomes the perfect utensil to cut yourself with. Just remember right to left is for attention, and top to bottom is for results.

Viswathish: Shira have you been cutting yourself with the blade of a pencil sharpener?
Shira: Yes I have, it's surprisingly super efficient.

blade of a pencil sharpener by Anaru Kasane November 21, 2016

I'll pencil you in 

It literally means that someone will give you the details of something, but is usually just someone trying to give you the runaround.

"What happened with you and your girlfriend?"
"I'll pencil you in later."

I'll pencil you in by Jessica May 20, 2004

mental pencil 

Making temporary note of something in your cranium

Dave: "What was the name of the girl you took home last night?"

JimmyGumJobs: "Don't know, only wrote her name down in mental pencil, won't see her again."

mental pencil by gymsmyth June 1, 2010

Hot Pencil 

The act of Post sketching sexual intercourse.
The pencil is still hot from allt he sketching and one fallace follows another.

Boy - "Hey my sketch of you is really coming along
you wanna see?"

Girl - " Yea sure"

*shows sketch*

Girl - "hot pencil me"

Hot Pencil by HotPencil June 27, 2011