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cabbage patch

A novice or novices in a public laser tag arena, representing easy targets for more experienced players.
Ranger eliminated the cabbage patch during the first few minutes of the game, leaving the way clear for the real contest with Phason and Quicklash.
by Ailouros Mys February 8, 2008
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Savage Patch Kids

A term that is used around Glastonbury, Connecticut, there is even a facebook group for it. It is a growing group, currently at 675 members. Everyone at Glastonbury has heard or used this term before. Sour Patch Kids has become everyone's favorite candy. As you can see, Savage Patch Kids is a lifestyle. SPK for life!
"Savage Patch Kids are so savage!"
by roxstarmed April 24, 2012
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Cracklin' Eye Patch

When you get a girl drunk in hopes of performing sexual acts with her, but she loses consciousness before you get the chance. You ejaculate onto her eyes, so when she wakes up her eyelashes stick together.
That bitch was too drunk to fuck, so I gave her a Cracklin' Eye Patch.
by Frank West August 28, 2006
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Pirate eye patch

when u trick ur girl into a hand job and before u came u piont up tword her face and u get her in the eye ...then kick her in the shin as shes jumping around she covers her eye and that my friend is a pirate eye patch
Dude i gave kathleen a pirate eye patch.
by DoBoDaBo July 21, 2009
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Jefferson Eye-Patch

When you kill a girl, take out here eye-ball, poop in her eye socket, and then fuck her eye socket.
"Dude I just accidentally killed this chick, what should I do?"
"Let's Jefferson Eye-Patch her and then bury her."
by natetieck-is-gay November 17, 2009
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Peekaboo Patch

The area on a girl's lower back that is exposed between the top of her hip- hugger pants and the bottom of a skimpy T-shirt, often exposing a tattoo above the crack.
by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005
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Cabbage patch kid

A child who grew up and began the usage of marijuana in third grade, cocaine in sixth, and meth in ninth.
by SuudoNimm May 16, 2014
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