The sexiest person alive

you ;)

You are the sexiest person alive.

by Jordan (a girl) July 20, 2020

Fake Depressed Person

Someone among the ages of 8-15 who desperately wants attention. In a sad attempt to get attention, they claim they have various mental illnesses, one of them being depression. They have a Bart Simpsons profile picture with broken heart emojis around the head of Bart. They listen to depressed type music. All they want is attention, the best way to defeat these people is to ignore them. A fake depressed person will draw on their arms or scratch is vigorously to act like they cut themselves. They may even use makeup, if they're good at it. Once they made their fake cuts they roll their sleeves up or give their arms with the fake cuts as much exposure as possible so people will notice. Like I said. They want attention. They probably have a gacha profile picture as well. I genuinely hope these people get bullied so they get REAL depression.

Fake Depressed Person: "Everybody hates me.. nobody likes me.. I want to die lol"
Sensible person: "Stop being a fake depressed person. You're embarrassing yourself."

by jasmineoliviayale October 29, 2020

Pick me white person

A white person who insults other white people to get validation from poc

White girl: Ugh white people are soo annoying, don't you agree *poc person*
Poc person: UMM... Are you just tryna gain validation from me?? You pick me white person

by Mali34 October 27, 2021

took it personal

When MJ takes something personal you know you are about to get a 50 bomb dropped on your head.

Dang when MJ took it personal he dropped a 50 bomb.

by King panter March 30, 2022

Colorless Person

A person that lacks or has little pigment in their skin (Also known as 'white').

Why does a colorless person feel threatened by a colorful person? I don't know my dear boy.. My best guess is either color envy,, or penis envy. :)

by We Know August 3, 2007

Scene Person

A scene person is generally a random, fun, crazy(in a good way) person who, dresses flamboyantly to be different. Its a trend that has taken flight and people are learning to embrace their strangeness. Its origin is the 80's glam rock, the ravers, and J-pop trends. I adore the scene people because they have fun and are themselves. Its a way of self-expression :D.

Scene Person: Lalalala :D, Rawr.

by Bandana6 September 12, 2009

personal day

Phrase used by college students when they decide to skip all their classes for a day.

"I'm not going to any classes today, I'm taking a personal day."

by g-man January 18, 2005