ranty panties

(nouwn) A play on granny panties. Figurative garment worn by a person who rants. Works better when attributed to a female, but men can also wear ranty panties.

Ally: Did you hear about Obama and what he just did with his executive powers? Obama is abusing his executive powers and then some! Might as well be King Obama the way he struts his stuff around the White House. Nobody likes his stupid healthcare bill. Nobody likes him. Why hasn't he been impeached yet? I know fruit bats who'd make a better president.

Tristan: Wow... Someone must have put on their ranty panties this morning.

by Auroleus May 1, 2014

power panties

The pair of panties that you wear on a day that you need a confidence boost or some good luck. Not necessarily your sexiest pair of panties, although they could be. These are the panties that make you feel like you can take anything life throws at you.

On the day of her final exam, Laura made sure to wear her power panties.

by 183957 December 17, 2017

Buttercup Panties

Wearing his girlfriend's underwear, the young man lubes up for anal. As he cums in her butt, he poops a baby rose bud dollop in her panties.

Worn out from the bland sex of missionary, Thad knew it was time to try his hand at buttercup panties...all he needed was a fine young lady who wasn't too partial to her butt huggers

by Dr. Vito March 7, 2020

The panties game

A game played at some parties where if you can guess the color of a girl's panties you can fuck her.

Let's play the panties game.

by Rebel2012 July 20, 2020

Face Panties

The cotton or cloth face masks people are wearing during the covid pandemic. James brand, from Walmart.

OMG, my face Panties are getting moist from the condensation.

by Mostly_feral August 6, 2020

switch panic

When someone tests which side of the switch spectrum you're leaning towards.

"He kept saying please and then demanded me to sit down. I wanted to take over but then I wanted to listen. I had a switch panic."

by Jalexis00 February 1, 2021

Virgin Panic Attack

The moment that deep virgins feel like their heart has increased its speed and you are unable to properly speak words and are incredibly flustered from seeing something that they are attracted to start hitting on them or flirting with them or approaching them.

Friend 1: Why is he acting like that over his crush flirting with him.
Friend 2: He's having a Virgin panic attack.

by Pantonic March 25, 2021