Panic Potty Parade

When you're going somewhere & you get that warm, fuzzy, SHIT COMING ON feeling. You start to PANIC, you speed up, try to hurry home & then you come across the Panic Potty Parade. Old people, dump trucks, semis driving SLOW AS FUCK! This, the one thing, standing in your way of total relief . This could get SHITTY!

Tim: Why are you so late?
Taylor: Dude, I totally almost SHIT MYSELF!!
Tim: What happened?
Taylor: I pigged the fuck out at Taco Bell, stopped to pick up beer and then, it hit me. So I punched it towards home, made it to the home stretch & bam, there it is, the fuckin Panic Potty Parade!

by Pioneer 1 June 17, 2017

The Forest Whitaker Panic Room

When two people have sexual intercourse and one of the two requires to have his/her leg to be stuck in a bear trap, and getting punched in the face to ejaculate. Depending on certain specifics while doing this sexual position it can also be called a: Yukon Rockslide or french country full nelson.

The sexual position was first spoken off in 25th of february in 2018 by twitter user TimAintCool and later was defined and recognized by several reddit users including: Surreal_blue and jelacey.

Last night was amazing but the next time make sure to bring the trap when we try the forest whitaker panic room.

by TostiBuilder February 27, 2018

Panic tetris

When you're done paying for a full cart of groceries and have to put everything back in the cart again in a way so it fits and you have to do it fast because there's a big line waiting behind you .

There were so many people at the store today, I had to play panic tetris.

by Billy and Tyrone May 8, 2018

panic ocean

To urinate yourself so much as to create a small ocean in your pants.

"Look! Little Ryan's got a panic ocean going on!"

by shinyeggboy July 5, 2016

hairy panic

The feeling you get when you see your unkempt pubes the night before a big date.

I had a proper hairy panic after I got out of the shower last night.

by Swissola September 9, 2016

Hairy Panic

The feeling One gets when removing a new sexual partner's under garments for the first time to reveal an usually large amount of pubic hair.

I removed her knickers and a hairy panic immediately overwhelmed me!

by AJ Bucko September 8, 2016

gay panic party

when gay people have sex because they can't do anything else with their penis when they get excited

omg me and frank banged last night because of a gay panic party

by HR.T August 10, 2016