dutch present

a present your boyfriend gives you that you can both share but only he will enjoy

" oh how lovely, tickets to see Andy Murray in some blokes tennis tournament ive never heard of. Well you can take your dutch present and go on your own"

by climatejames November 16, 2016

Birthday Present

The act of giving someone a Blowjob.

Samantha: Is anyone able to help me
John: I can help you if you give me a birthday present.

by imverydaddy December 8, 2016

viewer presence

The presence of viewers of content creators. Comments, likes, and reposts are part of viewer presence.

(All username examples are fake usernames.)

Jimbooty0345 followed you.

NochuComeThru commented on your post: Viewer presence is strong here. 💪

by DatKookieFan August 6, 2017

Bad Pres

When a president is a bad terrible person

"President Trump is a Bad Pres"

by MineMan21 November 14, 2017

Final Present

Term applied to the sexual gratification given by one person to their partner on a special occasion.

Co-worker, "how was your birthday yesterday?" Colleague, "awesome thanks, the missus gave me a treat, after pleasuring herself as she watched me take her hot girlfriend up the arse, she then finished me off with her mouth, a great final present!"

by Grandsire November 16, 2018

trinity presbyterian

It is the less known of the two Trinity Presbyterian churches. Although it may be less known it still fulfills all the requirements of a white church. It takes forever, the songs are bad and everyone in there has nothing real to be praying about. Besides that there is nothing to unusual about it. It fulfills the despising of homosexuality because it says so in the bible. They have a plethora of good republican men in their continuing their beliefs in white supremacy.

Pros
*long boring services
*mostly white
*like Nyack Home to our lord and savior Benjamin Gates
*lack of diversity

Cons
*No singing except of Salms
*true christian values of having women at home serving the family not out working

A group of republican whites went to trinity Presbyterian church to enjoy their white privilege.

by Dickedbyamilf December 16, 2018

Lesbian Preschoolers

They ruin my sex life

THAT LESBIAN PRESCHOOLERS DIDN'T WANT TO DATE ME

by █𝑀𝒾𝓈𝒻𝒾𝓉█ November 5, 2019