Poser Hoser

You are hip, live in the city, you go to all the cool shows, wear plaid shirts, ripped jeans, oversize coats and insist on drinking the cheapest shit beer you can find. Yes your cloths may be from a thrift store but not out of necessity, the toque that never leaves your unwashed head is a fashion accessory and that smell, well that you can't fake.

You're not from small town Canada you POSER HOSER!

by smilygrl December 7, 2009

Poseidon's Wrath

When you are using a public automated toilet and it flushes violently while you are still seated causing a tsunami of poo water to touch your butt. A more extreme version of Poseidon's kiss.

On the way to camp, Tom suffered Poseidon's Wrath 2 times at the rest stop.

by Madmich November 26, 2017

Poseidon's handshake

When your hand goes in the water while trying to wipe. One doesn't have enough room between the balls and the water to get the other hand between to wipe.

I just got a Poseidon's handshake cus of my low hanging fruit.

by Iqof3 April 22, 2020

Ceiling Pose

The act of (typically in a "myspace picture") of rolling your eyes so that it looks as if you are staring at the ceiling. Typically performed by teenyboppers, and anyone trying to look "hip" on myspace. But it is not.

Jordan: Look at Leigh. Shes doing her ceiling pose in that picture again. Shit never changes.

Josh: What are you staring at in that picture? (Points to photo)
Lauren: Oh I just put my eyes that way cause it looks hip.
Josh: Fucking teenyboppers. Thats such a ceiling pose.

by CeilingPoseHaters October 4, 2008

Pandora Pause

Pandora.com stops the party every once in a while when you don't give it attention while listening.

Pandora wanted me to rate songs but I was too busy dancing so when the Pandora Pause came on I spilled my milkshake all over Sandy.

I was getting busy with Cindy and all of the sudden the Pandora Pause came out of nowhere and wrecked my mojo.

by QR134 July 8, 2009

facetime pose

Similar to the famed "MySpace Pose", but on Apple's new iPhone. Involves holding the phone at an elevated level from the subject during video calling, so as to make them look better.

Dude with iphone: Kelly's trying to video call me!
Other dude: Quick, son hit up the facetime pose!
Dude with iphone (raising phone above his head and pushing talk): Oh! Hey Kelly. What chu doin?

by ngiardina June 27, 2010

Sydney Pose

The pose that most girls pose do when they can't decide how to pose
It includes one hand on the hip, one leg bent, leaning either forwards or backwards, raised eyebrows and either looking fierce or smiling

The pose was initiated in the area of Sydney and has since caught on, taking over the minds of all teenage girls

'Smile'
'Sydney Pose!'

by i like Cheeto's on toast August 20, 2010