Dropping the fat kids off at the pool

the act of taking a dump when your constapated

"im dropping the fat kids off at the pool"
"you mean your constapated

by Danman1 June 11, 2006

Podolski

Recent term only used in a very specific area of Britain's West Midlands, the word is born from the football player. Usually goes hand-in-hand with the word shit (e.g. "That is some Podolski shit!" or "Damn it, that shit's Podolski!" Has two meanings-

1) Denotes worth

2) High tech/ Flashy

1) You got a new car? Was that expensive?
Man, that shit was Podolski!

2) I bought a new watch, I can't work it though!
That doesn't matter man, that looks like some Podolski shit!

by Joey Lemons December 20, 2006

Poole

i).Parasitic Fungal Growth found at the arse end of Bournemouth. A particularly incestuous strain of chav-retard-inbreed can be found in the Upton Slum. Chav-Youths in this area spread the fungal disease by 'Bummin in the Woodses' and are known as 'Spores'. They carry AIDS and Herpes.

ii). To Shit. A Public convenience. A place to Defecate or Urinate openly.

iii). A small lake of vomit or diarrhoea.

i).Upton Spore 1: 'Oi fanzies goin' down the Upton Poole Park, killin' an animal then 'avin sum Poole-Bum-Action an' smokin a spliff, awroighter!'

Younger Half Brother Spore: Me Arsey-Hole carnt wait, Bumsy Funs!'

Stinkin' Retard Spore Mother: 'Don't fergets me incest party laters, Uncle Rimjobs iz cummin roun' . . .'

ii).I seriously need to go to Poole! ( I desperately need a shit!)

Lost Tourist: ' Are we anywhere near Poole? I'm touchin' cloth!'

iii). 'Aw Man, the dogs just done a massive Poole!'

by jdm8080 November 13, 2009

drop the kids off at the pool

Pooping, Crapping, Droping the doodoo butter.

Also can mean mastubating in a toilet.

I'm sorry boss, I am going to be late for work, I have to drop the kids off at the pool.

by KONP December 17, 2004

poolie

Paul DiGiovanni, lead guitarist of popular self-proclaimed emo band, BOYSlikeGIRLS. Poolie is his nickname given to him by the fellow band members.

Paul DiGiovanni, otherwise known as Poolie, is love. <3

by iownyourface January 19, 2008

kiddy pool

The act of ejaculating into a females belly button.

"After Railing your mother I gave her a kiddy pool."

by johnny crunk o matic December 24, 2007

sex pool

where an orgy is held, my friend alex made it up. We were at an orgy and he said there is a complete sex pool in the master bedroom.

Jamie: Hey roscoe my parents are out of town lets call some people up and make this place a sex pool.

by KroSS September 15, 2004