in plant vacation

When the boss is out of the office and productivity completely stops. You're in the office, you're getting paid, but you sure aren't working!
"Hey, did you hear the boss took the rest of the day off?"
"Woo in plant vacation, baby!! I'm going to go watch Netflix in my office all day!"
by lazyclockwatcher March 25, 2014
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Planting the flag

During anal or vaginal sex, you force the receivers head down onto the ground and go into a plank being supported by only you hand on your partners head and your penis inside your partner.
Hey dude, have you noticed that Stacy has been walking weird today?

Oh yeah, John was Planting the flag last night.

Oh damn. Do you know how long he held it?

He said he held it fro 12 seconds but I doubt it.

Damn.
by *Screaming in Russian* April 02, 2020
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pop a plant

To put music in a music playing device

And to those who would claim this is not real, me and my friends really do say this.
by ElCapitan November 04, 2004
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Watering the plants

Having a piss. Urinating. Departing to the urinal. Draining the lizard. Taking a slash. Peeing.
"Where's Toby? "
"Oh he'll be back in a min, he's just off watering the plants"
by Matty Lebatty June 23, 2022
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planted

Planted can be a code word for stoned, or in other words, high off of weed. It’s used to disguise more obvious words.
Dude I feel so planted right now not gonna lie...
by sappysardene August 13, 2021
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Cactus Plant Flea Market

New Mcdonalds Happy Meal. An “adult” happy meal, but I don’t see anything bad Characters are Grimmace, Hamburgalar, Birdie, and Cactus Buddy. All with HORRIFYING four eyes.
Yoo… I went to Mcdonalds and ordered a Cactus Plant Flea Market!

Bro what the fuck are you talking about
by TeleKamptiA October 08, 2022
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Bodily Plant Growth

Bodily Plant Growth is a growth of plants (normally flowers) usually sprouting from a torn open or dismembered body part, (head, limbs, spine, etc). Bodily Plant Growth can be associated with Pastel gore or candy gore due to it being 'cuter' or more 'pretty' than regular gore.
"Wow! That piece of art has a woman with flowers coming out of her eye! It must be Bodily Plant Growth!"
by Nixling April 10, 2017
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