cat person

-cats eat better than they do -calls cats their children -refuses to move if a cat is sleeping even remotely close to them -lowkey despises dog people -feeds stray cats even though they know they shouldn't

dog person: cats are literally the spawn of satan what is wrong with you?
cat person: go away you cum guzzling twat.

by ostrich omelet January 18, 2020

Weird Person

A very demented person that everyday repeatedly asks you if you want to touch his/her pimple.

Fregley: Hey do you want to touch my secret pimple.

Gregory: Hell No your one Weird Person

by Yaboinatedogg April 29, 2022

pallet person

A beyond morbidly obese person who needs to be extracted from their home while removing an outside wall and using a forklift while sitting on a pallet.

Look at that pallet person snacking on that box of donuts.

Lawnie G Nome #M$D

by Lawnie G Nome April 9, 2020

personality sex

Personality sex is non physical fornication in which two people share incredible conversations and deep feelings but none of it is physical attraction.

Man that chick was cool. I totally had personality sex with her. I wish she was actually hot :(

by van der kak February 13, 2014

Purple Person

A special person / lover / victim

Omg Jose is the purple person because Tina Was Smashing him!

by Sumfuccboi August 8, 2021

Blur Person

A teenager who appeared on George Not Found's stream with Wilbur Soot. Blur Person was wearing a merch of the popular band "Blur" with the milk carton from their song "Blur: Coffee & TV" at the time and therefore reffered was to as "Blur Person."

Did you see Blur Person on George's stream yesterday?

by Red837 June 2, 2021

Asshole personality

An asshole personality is when you make people cry for no reason

An asshole personality is when you ruin something good for someone just because you're jealous

An asshole personality is when you give 0 fucks about anyone else, their feelings, or anyone emotions

An asshole personality is when you are just like a normal asshole but 100 times worse

"You ruined my relationship!" "Why, why did you do that?!?!?"

"Idk because I was bored"
You have such an asshole personality!"

by You dont need to know, Okay? October 15, 2020