#2 pencil

A basic bitch

"Literally paige was being such a #2 pencil, its like seeiously stop taking pictures of your startbucks."

by garry jounson January 1, 2017

Thick as a first grade pencil

Curvy, sexy, voluptuous

She's bad! That girl is thick as a first grade pencil

by Easyj September 18, 2014

mechanical pencil

wrap your dick in tin foil and go into intercourse with a woman while moaning "i need to finish the essay!" after ejaculation you say "i ran out of led, i need a refill"

pencil nut, mechanical pencil

by king awesomeness January 21, 2011

blade of a pencil sharpener

The blade of a pencil sharpener is surprisingly very sharp. When taken off the pencil sharpener, it becomes the perfect utensil to cut yourself with. Just remember right to left is for attention, and top to bottom is for results.

Viswathish: Shira have you been cutting yourself with the blade of a pencil sharpener?
Shira: Yes I have, it's surprisingly super efficient.

by Anaru Kasane November 21, 2016

I'll pencil you in

It literally means that someone will give you the details of something, but is usually just someone trying to give you the runaround.

"What happened with you and your girlfriend?"
"I'll pencil you in later."

by Jessica May 20, 2004

mental pencil

Making temporary note of something in your cranium

Dave: "What was the name of the girl you took home last night?"

JimmyGumJobs: "Don't know, only wrote her name down in mental pencil, won't see her again."

by gymsmyth June 1, 2010

Hot Pencil

The act of Post sketching sexual intercourse.
The pencil is still hot from allt he sketching and one fallace follows another.

Boy - "Hey my sketch of you is really coming along
you wanna see?"

Girl - " Yea sure"

*shows sketch*

Girl - "hot pencil me"

by HotPencil June 27, 2011