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by Sand Digger in Africa November 30, 2017

ontologist

A philosopher who, first of all, deal with the nature of existence in relation to being a human being. Secondly tries to extrapolate these findings to other known and not known beings in existence.So a primary question is: What is the nature of being a human. Possible answers may be used to predict behaviour or to understand behaviour. Also an ontologist will attempt to determine what rules and statements that are valid within a certain domain of existence.

They are skilled ontologists and have mapped the organisation to a large extent.

by Dajmon December 22, 2017

Octopus Orgasm October

The October challenge, belonging to the no nut November and destroy dick December challenge family.

To participate one must nut exclusevly to tentacle porn for the whole month.
(The challenge is of a subjective diffuclty level, as one can decide to fap on any kind of Octopus: from the real life animal to anime/hentai versions.
People who enjoy this type of porn must fap only on real Octopus.)

"Hey mark, how is your Octopus Orgasm October going?"
"All good, whent to the acquarium yesterday and took loads of photos"

by OldManSexbomb April 12, 2018

Octopus Tenticles

When a girl just plays with your balls by moving her fingers around your scrotum without doing anything further

NOTE: also referred to as an “O Job”

Damn bro, you know that girl Katie? She gave me octopus tenticles and gave me major blue balls.

by Octopus Girl 6not9 May 9, 2018

Octopuss

Verbe:Having sex with 8 women at the same time

Can we do octopuss?

by Thehomoesthomo March 11, 2018

octopushin

To activally have eight avenues of revenue. To be able to produce income in multiple ways.

"I'm out here getting all my cash, I'm out here octopushin".
octopushin octopus

by VIC da Slick March 16, 2018

Octopissy

Medical condition defined by the dire need to urinate shortly after the rapid consumption of 7-7.5 pints of alcoholic beverage.
Symptoms include: slurring of speach, swelling of the lower abdomen leading to acute pain in said area. And occasionally in cronic cases, vomiting on footwear

Budge out mate, the octopissy's kicking in. Where's the small room?

by WainyC70 September 10, 2018