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Ribena Week

Referring to that time of the month when women are as much use as a chocolate fireguard and when men may ask themselves, and rightly so, "what's the use of a c**t that won't f**k?" as one Oscar once asked. Although, as my Ribena Glass often points out, we'd be very unhappy if the Ribena wasn't delivered this month. True.

See also painters, and having the painters in.
Hey baby, I'm as horny as Halle Berry's ex husband after a year in prison! Is it still Ribena Week?
by nonPC December 14, 2008
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Mid-week Crisis

An Alternative/Acoustic Band from Gaithersburg, Maryland.
"Hey did you get to see Mid-week Crisis last night?" "Yeah, They were awesome!"
by Dr3wBe4r August 19, 2009
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red flag week

June wouldn't let me fuck her yesterday, it's red flag week.
by Dunky Oggins October 30, 2003
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Blow Job Week

When in a relationship and the female has his her time of the month, most sexually oriented activities are put on hold. With an exception to a few, one being the good and faithful BJ.
Girl 1: Ahh it's Blow Job Week in a few days.
Girl 2: Tell me about it, I had mine last week and ended up having blisters on my tongue.
by syphilis August 26, 2013
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happy emo week

from one week before halloween until halloween. (7 days folks) wear all black but act just fine and it'll mess with people 's minds.
by im jokin around guys calm down October 29, 2009
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elton john week

The mayor of Los Angeles, Tom Watson, declared the 20-26 October Elton John Week!
Girl: I was born in Elton John week!!

Guy: Wow that’s so awesome! He is the best!
by Rainbow1cupcake December 9, 2019
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National Share Week

National share week is one week a year where you share your private photos for educational purposes to your friends and coworkers:) you show them your top secret pictures and what you look like 👀 🤑🤑 January 1st-7th
Are you going to be taking place in national share week?

Oh yes I will definitely show you and you can have these pictures but remember that you have to keep this between us and you can’t show anyone or tell
by I’m a harmless troll December 31, 2019
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