Brian- "yo I'm texting this girl I met online... I'm just trying to smash."
Ethan- "oh bro, you're not online dating.. You're online mating!"
Ethan- "oh bro, you're not online dating.. You're online mating!"
by Ethan Kaplan December 10, 2013
Get the Online Mating mug.The act of voluntarily removing your account in a social network. The reasons are many, one being the realization that you are wasting away your life with it when you could be doing something productive. It could also be a sacrifice to the gods. Like an actual suicide, the departure may result in many people missing you and the shedding of tears. After having gone through with an online suicide, there is generally a sense of relief and freedom. Congratulations, you can now carry on with your real life! Sign and wonder awaits you.
Joe finally realized that his facebook-abuse was negatively affecting his life by encouraging procrastination, mindless scrolling of statuses and photos telling of people's worthless lives and finally decided that an online suicide was the only way out. Afterwards, he felt like a new man and exlaimed with great relish: "Smeagol is FREEEE".
by Leumas Fyzz March 18, 2014
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The moment when that cute thing you type online sounds dumb when you say it out loud in real life. Like when you actually say "sneks" out loud.
"Hey, come check out this reddit for sneks."
"For what?"
"For sne-... Never mind I just realized this is stupid and a waste of everyone's time. "
"You just had Online Phonetic Palatability Disillusionment didn't you"
"Yeah, it hurts a little."
"For what?"
"For sne-... Never mind I just realized this is stupid and a waste of everyone's time. "
"You just had Online Phonetic Palatability Disillusionment didn't you"
"Yeah, it hurts a little."
by Dr. Kissinger July 6, 2017
Get the Online Phonetic Palatability Disillusionment mug.The online generation is made up of those born on or after the first iPad was released on April 3, 2010. These are persons who have been brought up, socialized and educated primarily by online video and audio content. They have engaged with the world online daily from the moment they could press a touch screen, depress a key on a keypad, or speak a voice command to an online electronic device.
She was born as one of the first of the online generation and was raised primarily by her ipad, having learned how to speak, read and do basic math online. By the time she started nursery school she had 480 facebook friends and was playing games with children in Italy and Scotland.
by Jimbar August 9, 2017
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Freeman did you check the online hoe catalogue and set up something for the weekend yet? Women love to advertise their inner hoe for free on all those sites like they are looking for love.
by JLthaKing October 28, 2017
Get the Online Hoe Catalogue mug.A mispronunciation of onnine. Onnine means On9 and means that you are dumb, slow reaction times, flaccid and lunatic.
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