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October 29th

National kiss your crush, girlfriend, boyfriend, yourself, your dog/cat, anything really Day! IT'S NATIONAL KISS DAY!!
You: hey guess what day it is
Mirror:...
You:(kisses the mirror)october 29th. it's national kiss day.😘
by @gatchabitch🖕 October 28, 2019
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October 28

National Joke Day! Fuck April 1st, it’s so stupid, why not make october 28 joke day?
Ben- “I fucking hate you alex lol” Alex- “Wtf man, oh i forgot it’s October 28, lol happy joke day.”
by legacylad October 28, 2020
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October 24th

October 24th is your day, dumb bitch awareness day
by Jgksj Brian th dngjdjgnsng October 19, 2020
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October 25th

October 25th is national belly rub day. This is the day you are obligated to give your significant other all the belly rubs they desire. This also includes kisses and cuddles.
"Oh bro, your 1 year anniversary is on October 25th? Man, you gotta give your girl some mad ass belly rubs and kisses and cuddles."
It's the fucking law
by SmolCinnamonRol October 16, 2019
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October 27th

October 27th is National Cutie Day where you tell someone they’re adorable
“Hey guess what day it is!”
The day Ivan the 3rd of Russia died”
“No silly, it’s October 27th, Cutie day!”
“Are you high again”
by iwanttopuntrigby October 27, 2019
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October 29

International beat up a midget/short person/dwarf day.
Just fucking beat them
Joe: Hey! It's a dwarf!
Joe's crew: Lets beat his ass!
Dwarf: oh shit its October 29th isn't it.
by TheInternet76 October 28, 2019
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