Owens winkie is a very large chose that weighs 2 billion pounds. It has a scab the open up and bleeds every night for 2 hours. He also has a scar from when he spread peanut butter on his balls for his dogs to lick but they took a chomp instead. He also has a very large stray pube that tickles his buthole to get the butflakes out of his asshole every night then he picks them out and eats them for desert. He also has one stray Pube coming off his extremely large stray pube. Finally Owen has black mole with a hat coming off of it, it also has mold growing along the edges of his mole.
by Sledgang... January 12, 2018
Get the owens winkiemug. by That guy 69420 October 5, 2021
Get the paul-owenmug. This long fingered decided to measure his finger in maths due to boredom, if spotting this one of a kind human who gets vexed over a pillow fight doesn't desearve a fighting chance againist shirley wirley. If currently cross passing with this depressed human please do call child support so he doesn't end his worthful life by rope, car, bus if spotting a bullass make sure to run away due to the vexingness he regains you. As seen below you can see the terrified human he is.
by It'sYaBoiDJD April 21, 2017
Get the Owen Bullassmug. by demilovato42069 November 12, 2019
Get the Owen Turcottemug. 
*watching ice age*
female specimen: omg is that owen faichney
boy: no that is sid the sloth from ice age
female specimen: omg is that owen faichney
boy: no that is sid the sloth from ice age
by itzz_dylan_watson August 26, 2019
Get the Owen Faichneymug. A person who is more superior than everyone else he also talks alot which annoys everybody, its funny
Random person : Have you seen Owen Crooks
Me : yea the person who talks alot
Random Person : yea thats the one
Me : yea the person who talks alot
Random Person : yea thats the one
by The Superior Owen October 13, 2019
Get the Owen Crooksmug.