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Mars

If you met a guy who called Mars, you are so!! lucky! He is the guy really kind and funny ,outstanding.The most important is he is the guy who can be the best boyfriend. Love ya❤️💕
Mars is so cool.
Mars is so handsome.
by Avocado 🥑 November 22, 2021
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DogeElon Mars

A coin of the near future with ample supply for the world this will be the world's trading currency for goods and services once people once people realize money is just a tool of trade and part of the slavery system Bitcoin will back it with gold for those who believe gold has a value expect this to hit 1.00 by 1-20-2023
I'm sure glad I bought $20.00 of DogeElon Mars while it was cheap before the crypto market takes off
by $$$$$king$$$$$ January 11, 2023
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Strimming the mars bar.

Finding a dog turd whle using a strimmer,spraying yourself and anything within 10 feet with shit.
Dave..You've been cutting the grass.
Barry.. How did you know?
Dave. You've got a bit of shit on you.Been strimming the mars bar.
by gotgcoalman September 11, 2016
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Mars Man

Mars Man, a noun is another name for a person that's being extremely boring. But you don't have the confidence to tell them that. Coming from the forgotten, boring Mars Bar and planet Mars.
'My friends being a Mars Man, how do I tell him this' Joey says in his head.

"Ugh." Friend.
by RiyoHitsuyka January 10, 2017
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mars

A perfect genderless being, and also the hottest thing you'll ever see.

To be honest, it's probably a demon come to steal your heart and soul, but it takes damn good care of it so that may not be as bad as you might think.
Holy shit is that mars?? No matter how many times it shows up, it always manages to look hot as hell in a completely different way from the previous day. Damn, I envy it.
by theColdSeason January 16, 2024
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Mick Mars

Former lead guitarist and one of the founding members of Mötley Crüe. Lives in Tennessee with his much younger gold-digger wife who is no doubt screwing the pool boy behind his hunched back. Is often regarded as the most well-behaved member of the band by people who don't know the truth, including the time he was arrested for fucking an 18 year old in the mens bathroom when he was in his mid 30's. Was a deadbeat absent father to his 3 kids, a severe alcoholic and opiod addict, has been married three times and has had numerous dysfunctional relationships because he isnt too bright and chooses social climber hoes to copulate with; though its safe to say his copulating days are now over. Hence why its ridiculous to believe his 40 year old ex model wife is with him for anything other than counting down the days to his death to grab his neglected children's rightful inheritance.

Was always weird looking, voted one of rocks ugliest men in his younger years; now geriatric and shrunken to a hunched 5'3, he looks like a ghostly pale version of the crypt keeper. Still managed to release a successful solo album in February 2024.
Who's that old guy with that department store mannequin? Oh that's just Mick Mars and his plastic "wife".
by BluntForceTrauma99 August 18, 2024
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mars

mars is used to call you fat or its just the planet
hey your as fat a mars
dude mars is so cool
by MARSYPOO December 5, 2022
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