I entered your momma at lunchtime
by onlyannieeee March 31, 2023
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
by eating a kitkat the wrong way May 02, 2020
by mommasgirl123 December 03, 2021
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx January 22, 2021
Jake::I'm gon tell my mom
Tom::I'm gon tell my dad
Jake::what she gon do...
Tom::his gon fuck your momma
Tom::I'm gon tell my dad
Jake::what she gon do...
Tom::his gon fuck your momma
by Lil kiddow May 31, 2022
Momma block is the most spectacular of all moms. She is selfless, and will do anything to make you happy. She works so hard, and you are so grateful for her everyday. No matter how hard her day was, Momma Block will come home with a smile on her face and greet you with open arms. She has a top notch fashion sense and will never let you leave the house looking homeless. She is beautiful, and is so humble that she will never accept your compliments or ever take a moment to realize how amazing she is. She is generous, loving, caring, funny (sometimes), and truly a delight to be around. Also, she makes really good tacos and guacamole, so that’s nice. There aren’t enough words in this dictionary to express how much you love her. You hope one day you can maker her proud and pay her back for everything she has done for you. But overall, everyone deserves to have a momma block in their life, because it will make their life a million times better, and don’t ever forget that.
“ Yo, who is that lady super cool lady over there with that amazing outfit on?”
“Oh, that’s Momma Block. You aren’t cool enough to talk to her.”
“Oh, that’s Momma Block. You aren’t cool enough to talk to her.”
by the_block’s_daughter December 16, 2023