On your jaff

To be on your own - without any friends

"Are you on your jaff?"

"Hurry up mate, I'm all on my jaff"

by MrPixel April 24, 2018

your father

a human who has not come back from the milk store.

Your father's at the milk store, right?

by _lupical May 22, 2022

your mom

a phrase you can respond to anything with

Bailey: This test looks easy
Destiny: Your mom looks easy

by jayhauk1 May 7, 2016

Your Mama

The newest form of "Yo Mama." Making you sound both smarter and dumber at the same time

Your Mama so stupid, she thought Nickelback was a refund

by DKDiddles January 16, 2021

Virtually Yours

I belong to you for as long as you need me to

I have the job. Technically, I'm virtually yours already. Now you just need to make me an offer

by VirtuallyYoursGP October 27, 2016

Your cool

Cool, Obese, Overrated, Loser.

Your cool; cool, obese, overrated, loser.

by Johnny Rockets 4 life June 15, 2021

Your Vajesty

a title of respect used when addressing a Monarch of the very highest rank, particularly a queen or empress

Pardon me Your Vajesty, but do I make you randy?

by not_my_cup_of_vajoe March 14, 2009