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humongous dick and gets girls on the daily
also better than Kevin
"Hey, where'd my girlfriend go?"
"She's at Noah's house"
"bruh"
Noah by better_than_kevin August 30, 2019
Noah, he’s the type of person that legit doesn’t care about anything he won’t care if you die or get hurt...... he just won’t he can be really funny at times but be careful because he might call your boyfriend hot yeah that’s right if your friends with a Noah run as fast as you can
Noah-Christian you are so hot

Christian-Ummm Noah your gay

Maya- Oh... ok
Noah by MayaandChristian September 14, 2019
Gay.... when you meet one You’ll understand
Noah: Hey
Person: Ohhh he’s gay
Noah by E’mareon November 3, 2019
Noah has a small shrimp dick and will never amount to anything in life, hes ugly and a narcissistic asshole who will cheat on you and will give you an STD. He’s a liar and only cares about himself
Person 1: Omg did you know we were dating Noah at the same time?!
Person 2: what?! No! What a man whore.
Noah by Dead incorporated October 15, 2019
noah is a fake country boy who cheats on you and calls and texts you and pretends he didn't do anything wrong he will seem sweet and loving and caring and loyal at first but once you get a little further in the relationship he stars to chest on you and treats you like shit and once you block him on everything he tries to say he changed (yet he didnt) and yeah dont ever trust a noah he only cares about himself and he is soooo ugly
"omg that's noah🤢"
noah by ducky you October 7, 2020
smelly, ugly, but hole, and is demanding when wanting to date someone who does not feel comfortable with him
Noah: Go out with me

Girl: I don't like you

Noah: Pleaseee!!

Girl:Noo

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Noah by blondyballerina December 31, 2011