Paternity Pants

Apparently normal casual or dress pants for men with a stretch waistband to accommodate large bellies. Suitable for fathers who gain sympathy weight during wives' pregnancies.

Man, that was a massive Thanksgiving dinner. I'm glad I wore my paternity pants.

by digs0 January 15, 2013

pants painter

A wet fart that spray paints your undies Brown all the way through to your pants.

The fart I unleashed after eating at the Mexican buffet was horrible. I could tell by the sound it was a pants painter.

by Felicityfartwell November 15, 2017

motivation pants

The pair of pants you keep in the back of your closet even though the last time you fit into them was when you were 16 in the hope that you will one day be able to button them up again.

I'm happy to give all the clothes on this pile to charity. Except for these pants, they are my motivation pants!

by Klarissa506 September 24, 2009

laundry pants

A pair of pants that are so ugly and/or uncomfortable that the fact that one is wearing them indicates that one hasn't done laundry in a long, long time.

Girl 1: Hey, what's with these ugly pants in the back of your closet?
Girl 2: Oh, those are just laundry pants. I don't actually sear them in public.

by withinsanity April 14, 2013

Piss Pants

Pants that, while not necessarily by design, are worn with the intention of pissing in.

Mom threw my piss pants in the warsh. I'm pissed.

Please take off your piss pants before getting in my car.

by Shit heart May 5, 2021

furtility pants

Animal print active wear, often with pockets, normally worn by cougars that signify one who is up for it.

Bec wore her furtility pants to yoga on Friday then went straight to the singles bar.

by halfmoonbrighton January 11, 2020

Pinocchio Pants

A random blood rush to one's penis causing a spontaneous erection. Often causes embarrassment and laughter.

"Dude, I'm so hungry"

"Man same here, I can...aw man, I'm getting some Pinocchio Pants..."

"..."

by L0stf0rever June 7, 2011