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Bed to me

When you’re so tired of someone’s drama you sleep great
Yep she’s bed to me now and I slept great
by chHAad January 17, 2021
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Drag me

An intense form of "Read Me". To talk about a person with utter accuracy and shade, but not really shade because it is all true. Used originally by Black, gay men, and then broadly used across Twitter to reply to tweets that seemed to be directed to the reader. It's acknowledging the shade was perfect against one's own person and having no response to it.

Imagine a person in a fight being dragged by her braids, edges all askew, wig on the ground, because someone's insult hit them square in the chest.

Similar in tone to "read me", "fight me" or "@ me next time."
"Well you know I'm very rich."
"Honey, where are the riches? In your preowned, base model Jaguar or in the house you had to file bankruptcy to keep?"
"OMG Bitch drag me!"

"Women have no trouble responding to 'nice guys' when they're hungry."
Girl why is this tweet dragging me?!
by HeIsSoShady October 13, 2020
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bare with me

What I'd honestly thought the hot-bodied gym-teacher had meant when she spoke to me while momentarily preoccupied with some paperwork prior to helping me with my workout; as you might imagine, I subsequently felt kinda stupid after seeing her shocked expression when she glanced back up from her desk --- still fully garbed in her own exercise-outfit --- and saw me standing there stark-naked in front of her.
Anytime a hot chick says, "bare with me", I prudently wait to see if she actually starts to disrobe herself before I drop my own trousers... she might have simply meant that she wanted me to be patient with her while she processed an unavoidable delay before joining and/or assisting me.
by QuacksO July 28, 2019
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me dammit

1. When god is frustrated, angry, sad, etc. he exclaims this instead of God dammit
God: Jesus clean your room!

Jesus: But dad!

God: me dammit do as you're told!
by Alcoholic Seman Thrower April 2, 2013
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Bite me

by Lukav July 17, 2018
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fist me

When you shove a fist up a girls pussy
by Butt clicker September 4, 2016
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spare me

Usually said in a sentence while someone's trying to tell you b/s, lie, or whatever. You just don't want to hear it anymore.
Boyfriend: I swear I didn't cheat! She went on top----
Girlfriend: You know what, Spare me the details and drama. We're through.
by SparexMe_Loser December 26, 2009
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