ninja dab

When one is taking a "dab" of wax or hash oil and a fellow stoner at the last minute "throws" or "drops" a FAT ASS piece of wax on top on what you are already smoking. It is silent and therefore deadly, making it the "ninja dab"

" damn bro, last night the homie gave me a Ninja dab while i was taking a dab' rest in peace to myself ! "

by Coraclancrew760 May 10, 2016

blue ninja

the police, FBI, DEA or any law enforcement agent looking to bust someone.

the blue ninjas are everywhere. protect ya neck! don't get popped and have to go upstate.

by shortyshitstain November 5, 2009

ninja attack

Something you'll never survive.

Ninja: "SHORYUKEN!"

Bystander: AAH! Ninja attack!

And then everyone dies.

by TZScribblez January 1, 2008

Swamp Ninja

Slur for a African American person.

Jerry look at all those Swamp Ninjas drinking 40's

by racer-x2 July 31, 2009

Ninja Pole

A case often seen in shows like AFV and It Only Hurts When I Laugh, a ninja pole is a kind of pole of some sorts like a lamppost or street sign that you run into. You don't see it coming and you could've sworn it wasn't there, so when you walk along you ram into it and hilarity ensues.

I was walking down the street, minding my own business, then suddenly BAM! A fuckin' ninja pole got me!

by Enviousness January 7, 2010

Fruit ninja

Some who try’s to harm themselves picking left or right

I was just about to play fruit ninja

by Skeetsheet23 July 21, 2021

Ninja Reacharound

Unexpected joy from a nearly invisible source.

I didn't expect to enjoy that new Roland Emmerich film so much, but the experience was certainly a ninja reacharound.

by vernacular_ninja November 12, 2009