there’s always next season

A phrase usually used for banter clubs such as Manchester City, Paris Saint-German and Arsenal. This is because they can never win the champions league and call it a mickey mouse trophy because they are tinpot clubs.

Bayern Fan: We beat you in the champions league 💀 your club is a joke
PSG Fan: Whatever there’s always next season

by YourAverageBrit September 22, 2023

piss next door

When your having a sleepover at your friends house and his father uses the bathroom next to where you guys are, everyone goes silent and you witness the sound of your friends dad pissing for the next 30 seconds

“Everyone shut up, I hear my dad” (dad starts pissing) 5 seconds go by (you and your friends start laughing) “he just had a piss next door”

by Mownique October 1, 2023

next year was better

Often used within the Burning Man community, Next Year Was Better is typically used when something goes wrong, and implies that it will have been done better or more successfully next year.

The art project didn't have enough batteries to last the night. eeh, next year was better.

by farmacist November 27, 2021

Nimbly Next

A creative agency,

that helps businesses to grow online.

Their social media page comprises of valuable content, marketing tips and sometimes crazy memes.

Nimbly next is a go-to marketing agency for business of all sizes.

by everyone-out-there November 28, 2021

The next backpack

someone that is about to get they booty beat

He threatened you?? I guess he’s going to be the next backpack

by im never getting married January 16, 2020

Next level hobo shit

When you see a hobo do something extreme and unheard of that depicts a new level of crippling poverty.

"Omg, those two hobos are fighting over a cigarette's butt, that's some next level hobo shit!"

by TremendousClap January 30, 2020

Asshole next door

The asshole neighbor you get when you try to turn an asshole into a boy next door.

A few people tried to tame the guy like he was a playful dog or a racehorse, but he didn't have the same kind of relationship even some of the more unruly, wilder horses had with people. The more they tried, the more they met the asshole next door.

by Solid Mantis May 17, 2020