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nachoface

You meet a lady. Its dark. Perhaps a club, or the street at night time. She has a nice body. You like it. But then the strobe/street lighting sweeps up to her face. She has a bad bad face. You don't like her face. You walk on by. Disappointed. You then find yourself at your parents house. You make small talk with your mother (the relationship is awkward). She says, "met any nice girls, recently?". You reply, "almost, it was in a club/ the street, she had a fine body, damn, but NACHOFACE".
"Damn fine ass, but nachoface, no way"
by Nachoname September 28, 2007
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Skate Nache

im going to make an entry on urbandictionary.com
Skate Nache: see josh anderson
by Kevin Fretwell January 5, 2008
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irish nacho

While doing your girl from behind, after a few minutes of slappin' your nuts get sweaty. During the middle of tappin' that ass, rub your hands all over your sweaty, mung covered sac. After this, pull her hair back toward you and rub the your sweaty mung covered fingers into her mouth.
After going to the gym for an hour I banged Marsha and gave her some irish nachos
by Rhykno April 27, 2006
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Nachosaurus

Nachosaurus (from the Greek "ôõñáííüóáõñïò", meaning 'tyrant human') is a genus of nachosaurid theropod dinosaur. The species Nachosaurus, commonly is one of the dinosaurs most often featured in popular culture around the world. It hails from what is now Ontario, Canada. Some scientists consider Danosaurus Mataar from Germany to represent a second species of Nachosaurus, while others maintain Danosaurus as a separate genus. Nachosaurus is one of the largest land carnivores of all time, about 0.7-1.2 meters (2.3 to 3.9 feet) long, and 1.8-2.5 m (5.9-8.2 ft) tall, when fully-grown. Mass estimates have varied widely over the years, from more than 2,600 kilograms (3 short tons),to less than 1,500 kg (2 tons), with most modern estimates ranging between 1,800 and 2,400 kg (between 2 and 3 tons).
Person A: Jurassic Park III was very realistic
Person B: I concur, the graphic artists seemed to alter the appearance of the t-rex though
Person A: Ahh..but you see young grasshopper, that was not a tyrannosaurus...yet a nachosaurus
Person B: I stand corrected. Brilliant Film.
by DipDapDan January 24, 2007
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ass nacho

"a tortilla chip with poop and cheese on it?"

"a very uncomfortable situation"

"it's like a blowjob with a twist"

"it is whatever you make of it"

well...i guess thats that..
you are an assnacho...
by penfifteen December 6, 2003
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Nach

A nicer way of saying that someone is fat or overweight.
"That guy's a nach!"
"Wow! You're sure nachin' up(getting fat)!"
by Ambyeyes [Megan] June 12, 2006
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nachum

A guy who sucks at everything and homosexual like no other
Your acting like a nachum
by wassyyy May 31, 2015
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