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safe space

A distant corner of the galaxy where various strange alien lifeforms take refuge to escape the marginalisation they routinely experience from Roscosmos (under Putin) and NASA (under Trump, a Putin toady).

The atmosphere, or whatever little of it exists in safe space, tends to be a cross between 10 Forward of Star Trek and the Cantina from Star Wars. On a busy night, expect to encounter at least five or six genders and a wide array of alien lifeforms.
The few available expanses of safe space in this galaxy are getting crowded as interplanetary travellers are being increasingly marginalised as "illegal aliens". If it isn't Martians feeling alienated by the Mercury Theatre of the Air and their War of the Worlds, it's Mercury or Saturn experiencing depression as Trump proclaims "we don't need their cars". And then there are the attempts to police the gender of life forms on other planets, based largely on asinine self-help books where authors from ersatz second-rate colleges philosophise with daft theories that men are from Mars or women from Venus.

Eventually it gets wearisome, leading oppressed and marginalised planets to take refuge in whatever safe space the universe offers. In an ideal series of worlds, this would not be necessary, but the situation is light-years away from full respect for diversity, equity and inclusion for interplanetary voyagers, leaving the safe space an unfortunate necessity.
by bitchuck June 24, 2025
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Windows Safe Mode

Safe Mode loads basic computer files like The Main Part of the O.S, when you’re computer is infected with spyware/Malware. Entering Safe mode only loads basic drivers. So no Viruses!!!! But you will find all sorts of random strange things like it’s not possible for Regular Computing. And the only games are Microsoft Solitaire And Minesweeper. It can be activated at start up by mashing f4 (Possible Changed to f8)
by NovMan1EP March 7, 2021
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safe

its a condom
wear that safe to protect yo girl
by DaniLolGetRekt February 14, 2020
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pop your safe bubble

@itserniie on twitter exposed the government for enslavement by manipulation on all of us.
oops, i just popped ur safe bubble 😊

did you want me to pop your safe bubble for you?

ask your grandma, “did you want me to pop your safe bubble for you?”
by itserniie May 1, 2023
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Are peas safe for dogs

No. Peas are not safe for dogs as it can harm their internal organ system, cause severe choking, and in some cases cancer. Therefore, all unwanted peas should be gives to Hermione D.
‘Hey are peas safe for dogs?’

‘No, hermione can have them!’
by Helloitsdefonotme September 15, 2023
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make a safe

A slang term for wanting to have gay sex.
Please make a safe I want to gaia dwell
by 1-UpShroom March 2, 2021
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Vibe safe

"Vibe safe" is a departure phrase that is a combination of "drive safe" and "good vibes".
Alright. imma head out. vibe safe bro.
by no_po March 28, 2021
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