american problems

Describes an issue that is exclusive to americans where the american acts like its a global issue

Boy 1: I hate the lockers in our school

Guy on the internet: American problems

by Urbdicdayismay23 May 05, 2024

that's a you problem

That's a you problem. (In other words, it's not my problem. Deal with it.)

Person 1: I don't know how I'm going to get that money back to you before Friday."
Person 2: That's a you problem. I want it before Friday.

by Appoggiatura January 24, 2021

Luxury Problem

Having so much of something nice, that it becomes a problem.
In other words: Luxury that leads to problems.

If someone speaks of such a problem, you are likely to give big sarcastic "boo-hoo" response.

"I have so much beer, I don't have enough place to store it."
- Luxury problem

I found so much gold, I can't carry it home anymore.

I'm so goodlooking, people always think I'm shallow.

My skin is wrinkly, cause I sat in a jacuzzi all day.

My back hurts, cause my mother hugs me so much.

by Loupland August 12, 2017

Fake Tan Problem

When someone applies over 100 layers of fake tan and think they look good. When really it’s streaky and black. Then they start to go green

Fake Tan problem is Also known as an Amber!

by Toiletroll2020 December 12, 2019

Kardashian problem

A problem that you created so you could fix it so you didn't look as stupid as you really are.

Donald Trumps entire presidency is a Kardashian problem.

by Thunder memes June 12, 2019

jerk chicken problem

Turk Rigid Goblin, or otherwise known as Jerk Chicken Problem, is used to describe those with the sleeping patterns of a delinquent, usually spending days on end in a bedroom.

"Who are we waiting for? It's been time"
"Jerk Chicken Problem"

by Rigpinge January 22, 2018

Problem Child

Slimmy B's album

Problem Child is fire as fuck!

by lolguy21 March 13, 2019