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(n)

A sexual act based of the infamous Houdini, where A man takes a partner in the doggie-style postion facing the foot of the bed. At climax the man pulls out pretends to ejaculate by spitting on the partner's back whilst really ejaculating on the partner's pillow. After ejaculation commences, the man must look at his preferred time keeping device and declare that it is mighty late and that they must carry on home in order to prepare for the upcoming day.

After the man leaves, their partner will inevitably go through their night time pre-slumber grooming ritual, After which, they will retire to their bed where, when they lay down and place their head on their pillow... Boom, the Night Cap.
Douche1, "Last night I pulled the Night Cap on my girl."
Douche2, "She must have been pissed when her hair became slightly gelatinized by your stealth load."
Docuhe1, "Sure thing."
Night Cap by DeeP_FRieD September 16, 2009

Night elves 

Whiney bitches that don't know how to play thier race.
"Hi, I'm a whiney bitch that doesn't know how to play my race" - NE player
Night elves by Rob Pardo September 12, 2003

Night Mare 

A ho, who's bloodline includes lame steeds, jackasses, and brokedown quarter horses. A defining characteristic is protruding teeth that could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence and an undeserved sense of accomplishment and entitlement. Be careful kids: Don't stand behind this bucking glue factory.

Often considered the arch-nemesis of the centaur this beast is finding it way back to population. If encountered, this creature often answers to: Beast, Oat Bagger, Apple Hoarder, Hoochie Mama, Lame 'O', Boss Lady, and sometimes Ed or Stacey
Man 1: 'Hey Latrell, I'm gonna go to the stable and pick up that horse for a lap round da track. Man 2: be careful, yo... That bitch isn't a lame horse, she's a Night Mare, and has a cock that she will use on you.

Man 1: Yo Fuck that. I'm callin the glue factory.
Night Mare by BoppoDeBoppo February 11, 2010

Night Moves

A large quantity of alcohol, generally, shots, taken in rapid succession and resulting in significantly lower inhibitions and wildly out of character behavior. Taken in reference from the popular Bob Segar song of the same namesake, when someone asks you the following day why you were acting as such, just the reply of “night moves” will result in a complete understanding and acquittal from the person asking. Any more than 3 of sake bombs, jager bombs, fireball shots will typically result in “night moves.”
Officer: “You mind telling me why you were driving in the wrong lane, doing donuts in the middle of the road, and flipping me off..?”

Driver: “Sorry Officer, blame it on the night moves.”

Officer: “You’re free to go.”

James: “Dude! What the fuck?!? You kissed my wife last night and tried to squeeze her tits!”

Kellen: “Sorry bro. Night moves.”

James: “it’s cool.”

Night Fury 

During a gang bang, participants turn off the lights and ejaculate on the single (or multiple) women as if it is coming from all angles. Similar to the nightfury in DreamWorks “How to Train Your Dragon” attacking. It is also necessary to scream “night fury, get down!” during the ceremony
Boys, let’s go night fury my girl,
Night Fury by Christ on the cross October 18, 2018

night hawking 

when a white guy dates a white woman that has black or mixed kids he is said to be night hawking or bring her back from the darkside some people may also call this reverse muddsharking
when a white man only dates a woman that has mixed or black children he would be a night hawk and if he does more then one at a time he would be night hawking
night hawking by killercoy July 8, 2012